GreenThumb
02-17-2006, 06:30 AM
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala, what are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a couple of joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side and asks, “What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains that he was smoking a joint with the koala, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest. He finds the tree where the koala is sitting, looks up and says "Hey you!"
The koala now quite stoned, looks down at him and says,
"Damn dude.......how much water did you drink?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a couple of joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side and asks, “What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains that he was smoking a joint with the koala, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the forest. He finds the tree where the koala is sitting, looks up and says "Hey you!"
The koala now quite stoned, looks down at him and says,
"Damn dude.......how much water did you drink?"