Are you single and looking?

[Marco Renda]

If so then post your wish list for the man / woman of your dreams. Who knows a member of this community might be interested in what you have to offer. There is someone out there for everyone. This is a FREE SERVICE there are NO membership dues to this single forum.

Take Care and Peace
Marco

[smokinbasser]

Sorry to ask but is it free or are there membership dues. Being a thrifty sort I need to know if there is or if there aint LOL thanks

[Marco Renda]

Sorry to ask but is it free or are there membership dues. Being a thrifty sort I need to know if there is or if there aint LOL thanks

OOPS I forgot to put NO in my original posting. This is a FREE SERVICE and there are NO MEMBERSHIP dues.

Now the date could cost you LOL

Just kidding!!! Good luck to those looking to mend a broken heart. I have to say I found my love on PLENTY OF FISH

Take Care and Peace
Marco

[smokinbasser]

I fully expect the date to cost me money. :)

[JUNGLEOFEDEN]

all dates cost money!! unless they like a big bag of cannabis and a bag of chips lol ,:D

[Marco Renda]

From how things are in todays world folks who go out on a first date go dutch so that there is no expectations. Going DUTCH is also a nice way to get to know the person without feeling being used.

I have heard horror stories about internet dating, I myself have had nothing but good things happen

Take Care and Peace
Marco

[Smokin Joints]

I too met my girlfriend on POF. Gotta love it since I must admit there is some good woman on there. Also some angry ones...lol

[PsychMD]

I have tried OL dating places. They never seem to work out for me. Its all a matter of chance, I guess.

[clinton]

My wife and I met online. I think this is a great service Marco.

clinton

[michael]

Gee , i dont know Marco?

Where theres smoke theres fire.
But then again...

[fylthevoyd]

Yeah don't discount on line meetings....I have had nothing but success at meeting people through different sites...in fact my girl friend and I met on line and we have been together now for over 2 years:) ...so cool to see this thread here at TY....there is some one for every body

[Kathy]

LOL you guys. This is so funny.

You're going to have to break it up into sub-threads, what with Marco now giving internet dating advice and everyone recounting their experiences.

I noticed that not one person has had the nerve to post a wish list and I don't want to be the first. if i did my list would look like this:

Hot date/ Soul mate Wish List

1. A physical body - or more 3 D avatars
2. Use of phone without having to buy "minutes"
3. Able to tolerate extreme bitchiness
4. Discount card for high-end furniture store
5. Able to read minds
6. Strong desire to fix stuff
7. Love of gardening, snow-shovelling cleaning, painting, laying hardwood
8. Willing to clean up dog poop
9. Good at installing new light fixtures
10. Sensiitve, intelligent, Doesn't love long walks on beach, Morally compromised. Ethcially challenged, Never-ending sex drive, Hates picnics,Loves alternative country music 24/7, Loves analysing alt country music 18/7, Has large trust fund but doesn't have to work so we can play all day. Loves to drive people to appointments, Willing to prevent checks from bouncing, and generally enable dsyfunctional behaviour.

Not willing to marry to provide immigration status.Not willing to marry for any reason.
Will not talk dirty on phone or internet chats.

Bring it on suitors!


( Parents of adult children with issues need not apply.)

[Smokin Moose]

^ Cool call out gal lol. C'mon guys, here's a challenge for you. Strong woman wants strong man.

[fylthevoyd]

lol I love it kathy lol ...thus the reason this site rules :)

[RobinL]

Kathy - you are the BEST!
You are much stronger than you give yourself credit for, I appreciate your courage being the first to actually post your list - it is right to the point too -should help weed out the non compliants! lol!
C'mon guys - this is one amazing woman here - I can vouch for her insanity anytime ;)
I was lucky enough to hook up with my mate 26 years ago - but I will not be able to resist peeking at this forum periodically - best of luck to my TY family on the love hunt! xoxo

[clinton]

LOL you guys. This is so funny.

You're going to have to break it up into sub-threads, what with Marco now giving internet dating advice and everyone recounting their experiences.

I noticed that not one person has had the nerve to post a wish list and I don't want to be the first. if i did my list would look like this:

Hot date/ Soul mate Wish List

1. A physical body - or more 3 D avatars
2. Use of phone without having to buy "minutes"
3. Able to tolerate extreme bitchiness
4. Discount card for high-end furniture store
5. Able to read minds
6. Strong desire to fix stuff
7. Love of gardening, snow-shovelling cleaning, painting, laying hardwood
8. Willing to clean up dog poop
9. Good at installing new light fixtures
10. Sensiitve, intelligent, Doesn't love long walks on beach, Morally compromised. Ethcially challenged, Never-ending sex drive, Hates picnics,Loves alternative country music 24/7, Loves analysing alt country music 18/7, Has large trust fund but doesn't have to work so we can play all day. Loves to drive people to appointments, Willing to prevent checks from bouncing, and generally enable dsyfunctional behaviour.

Not willing to marry to provide immigration status.Not willing to marry for any reason.
Will not talk dirty on phone or internet chats.

Bring it on suitors!


( Parents of adult children with issues need not apply.)

Wow - what a catch!! I hope you are ready to fulfill some potential partners fantasies.

clinton

[PsychMD]

Totally. Good luck Kathy! Can't say I fit that bill. Haha.

[DaMagoMan]

LOL you guys. This is so funny.
Hot date/ Soul mate Wish List
.....
8. Willing to clean up dog poop
............
( Parents of adult children with issues need not apply.)

Do ya' have a Pooper-Scooper?
I can not handle anything plastic/paper that I have to feel poop through.
Makes me gag for some reason.

I got nothin' to offer, no list. Just a need for a life long friend.
Besides not many non-Texans last in Texas.
But I will be moving to New Mexico , very soon :D

[Kathy]

You should all know that Robin L called me the second this thread was posted and told me to get on here and post my wishlist (ie. put my mind and body on the auction block).
She wasn't supposed to let out my insanity "secret" lol.

I blame the "love drug",

Anyway, I don't want all the attention (well I really do, but know it's base and vulgar).

SOS to other women out there~~~~Here's your big opportunity to snag all these swell guys!

[Kathy]

Do ya' have a Pooper-Scooper?
I can not handle anything plastic/paper that I have to feel poop through.
Makes me gag for some reason.

I got nothin' to offer, no list. Just a need for a life long friend.
Besides not many non-Texans last in Texas.
But I will be moving to New Mexico , very soon :D

DaM
Oh sure, leave Texas, just as i make plans to winter there (sans dogs). Great hot date you are!!!!

The Texas Challenge has been put on the table. The gauntlet has been thrown down.
Send in more women!

[oddjobs]

LOL you guys. This is so funny.

You're going to have to break it up into sub-threads, what with Marco now giving internet dating advice and everyone recounting their experiences.

I noticed that not one person has had the nerve to post a wish list and I don't want to be the first. if i did my list would look like this:

Hot date/ Soul mate Wish List

1. A physical body - or more 3 D avatars
2. Use of phone without having to buy "minutes"
3. Able to tolerate extreme bitchiness
4. Discount card for high-end furniture store
5. Able to read minds
6. Strong desire to fix stuff
7. Love of gardening, snow-shovelling cleaning, painting, laying hardwood
8. Willing to clean up dog poop
9. Good at installing new light fixtures
10. Sensiitve, intelligent, Doesn't love long walks on beach, Morally compromised. Ethcially challenged, Never-ending sex drive, Hates picnics,Loves alternative country music 24/7, Loves analysing alt country music 18/7, Has large trust fund but doesn't have to work so we can play all day. Loves to drive people to appointments, Willing to prevent checks from bouncing, and generally enable dsyfunctional behaviour.

Not willing to marry to provide immigration status.Not willing to marry for any reason.
Will not talk dirty on phone or internet chats.

Bring it on suitors!


( Parents of adult children with issues need not apply.)
I don,t know about all that But Mrs. OJ said they broke the mold when they made me and I do windows ta boot :D oj

[PsychMD]

I am frrom Michigan originally, and I survived here in Texas. :D

[akblugirl]

I joined a site called PozPersonals several months ago. No "luck" there...lots of africans looking for a ticket, I think...some seemingly nice guys too, but haven't gotten any further than a couple of emails so far. Some people that aren't even positive? What's up with that? At least it's free. eHarmony doesn't even let you get an email until you pay. I just cannot wrap my head or wallet around that. One of my biggest obstacles right now is that I intend to move back to the midwest in a year or so...no sense in starting something up here, 'cuz nothing is gonna keep me from escaping!!!
Maybe I'll post my profile paragraph here ...:p


Peace,
AKB

[Kathy]

Dating sites are a riot. I am also on a free one (Find Love After 50 lol) just to see what happens. So far, here are the people that have been interested - remember that I am in Canada

1. An ATF agent from FLA who wrestles gators
2. A Homeland Security guy in Georgia
3. A Mystery guy who called himself "Secret Agent Man"
4. A 72 year old guy in Reno with a hip replacement
5. A 79 year old married born again guy in Texas
6. A 66 year old woman in Spain
7. Some existentially challenged guy in Texas who just wants me to send him porn
8. A drunk from Kitchener who wanted to move in
9. A really short guy from Woodstock whose friends were all 90 year old women and who defended logging in BC and said he "approved of me"
10.The usual pervs, and the impoverished in 3rd world countries

Wonder why law enforcement loves me so much lol.

It is a murky microcosm of human behaviour. I am sure that some entrepeneur has sold us off to aliens to study us. And i'm not even in the "Adult" rooms. Wouldn't have a clue even what to say in those places.

In "Senior's" chats, it sounds like everything we ever dreaded about getting old.

Bottom line with that kind of dating site is that most men women meet don't get much farther than asking for internet or phone sex.

[Marco Renda]

The BEST dating site that I know of and is FREE is located here http://www.plentyoffish.com there are loads of singles and they have organized events for singles to meet face to face.

I met my honey on P.O.F

Take Care and Peace
Marco

[Lillith-Darkwraith]

I don't know what it is but I try real hard to be in good with people but most find me draining and my previous marriages turned into a bloody mess. So I've pretty much given up trying to find a mate I can sink my teeth into. All I can say is its a Hell of a life.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

I don,t know about all that But Mrs. OJ said they broke the mold when they made me and I do windows ta boot :D oj
WILL YOU MARRY ME?????i hate doing windows,something wrong here,my mother was way too strict,but i do like to see out my windows.my wife[DRAGONLADY]i call er that as ,like my own mother ,can shoot flames out er arse and mouth the same time!!!she hates doing windows,BUT i think i''ll keep er.after 22 years of me ,i'm sure she's nuts!!!!!,but i need my windows done too!!!!!! peace

[Kathy]

Well since no one leapt at my fabulous offer for peace, tranquility and a life of servitutde, I decided to spread out my demands to the general population, hoping that I could assign duties more euqitably. So off to Plenty of Fish...

I got the usual pervs - they types whose first question was "Do you shave your ____?"
Fortunately I have an adequate vocabulary to deal with that kind of thing, so, realizing they probably weren't looking for a life of indentured slavery, I passed on those guys. but i have had great adventures with not-so- perv guys.

Whether they are hot or not, intelligent or not, interesting or not, they have one thing in common: THEY ARE ALL POOR!

Of course, money isn't everything and a few of them like to cook which is a big bonus in my books. With so many non-monetary demands, perhaps I will have to compromise.

Anyway, it's funn to date. Haven't done it much in life since i'd been serially monogamous for 40 years.

Now just to remember their names...

[MaMa G]

Kathy,

You are way too funny, have you ever tried "stand up "comedy...seriously!!!

What about a routine on computer dating...anyway keep us informed on your "dates"...not that your life is a joke, please no offense intended, just that you have a great way with words and run in to the most interesting people and circumstances...

Thanks for sharing, and shining a little light into my day.Guess My life is uneventful, and I need to get out more...BUT...I'm spending the weekend camping and cottaging with 12 women...yah Hoo!!! Wild Woman's Weekend!!! Tons of fun, campfire sing alongs, story telling, swimming,Hiking, stuffing ourselves silly etc. and for a little excitement, just to make things a little edgy...Most of us are either pre, or menoposal.. :eek: .now that's scary lol.

Keep the stories coming.

MaMa G :)

[Bilbo7]

I met my wife on line. We would of been married 10 years this coming March.
She passed away in July. I miss her terribly!

This might be just the avenue I need, a singles section in TY.

:cool: Bilbo7

[Kathy]

Well you can see how it goes here. We get one proposal of marriage with windows from pipess and then he tells us he's married. That sends Lilith into a dark spin of self doubt and MamaG runs off to the wilderness to howl with wolves and share hot flash stories.

The Thrill of It

The thing i like about Plenty of Fish is, that if you are really desperate, you can get a date in an hour. That's on what i call a "good" PoF day. I think that's the day preceding their emailing of "Your Matches". Following that day, you can wake up to 25 emails from guys who are interested. You have to learn some new vocabulary to sort through your suiiors, such as the acronym "milf". I had to ask my 22 year old what that meant. And he said, "That's gross, Mom" but then told me. "Oh", I said.

Weeding Through the Suitors

First you have to sort out the pervs and really sad people. That will eliminate at least half. Then you have to start reading between the lines for signs of latent pervdom, keeping in mind that this person sent out the same email to 50 women late the previous night when he was doing god knows what with his non-typing hand. So you want evidence of two-handed typing at all times.

Out of the 25, you may find 2 that might have adequate literacy skills to sign a Visa bill. And it's very exciting. And you meet somewhere. You have a good time. You like each other. You don't care that he's 5 inches shorter than you, or his front teeth are missing, or that in the first 2 minutes has told you 12 lies. They can't believe how lucky they've been to find you. Everybody's happy. OMG, you think, I'm still hot stuff!

But always in the back of my mind I am armed with the illusion shattering weaponry from Lenny Bruce, who wisely said, "Given no other choice, men will f*** mud." Flattery will get them nowhere.

Remember that next time a guy tells you your soft and sensuous. You could be the only contender before mud.

The Lucky Two Candidates

Candidate 1: the 37 year old.
Despite being 20 years younger than you, he thinks you are THE most gorgeous, intelligent, interesting, naturally erotic woman he's ever met. He can see that you have "come to terms with your sexuality", which is why young men think they like older women. Little do they know they are in for some strange times with that one. And the big screen TV and Playstation don't hurt. But, OMG, he is overwhelmed by his good fortune and how could this incredible woman just have been here waiting for him.

I am transformed into a goddess!!

Candidate 2: the 54 year old little Italian guy
This ones' a surprise since age appropriateness is never an issue, as you can see. He's got deep brown eyes with those little lines around them that Lucinda Williams writes about.He's polite and bright and worldly and you know he could appreciate good furniture and hardwood floors. He's a bit short, but doesn't seem to suffer any syndromes from it. He whips up an elegant Italian meal in a heartbeat. He doesn't drink.
He is not sexually inappropriate.

But he won't tell me how his wife died or why he moved here from Toronto....

I am awash in the golden glow of endorphins. Until...

A Bad PoF Day

The 37 year old, after just asking me to spend a dirty weekend with him at the Benmiller Inn, suddenly has had a meeting with his ex and they are getting back together again. All the best...

Could have at least waited til after Ben Miller, big spender.

The 54 year old short Italian waits one day and then sends email request that I send him $1000 because his identity was stolen and someone drained his bank account. When I say, No. He says I am a woman of no compassion. I could have at least said I was sorry for him.

SOMETIMES BOYS SHOULD STICK WITH MUD.

So that may or may not be the true story of my PoF adventures. Sometimes told in the second person to maintain artistic distance.

[MaMa G]

Like I said Kathy You have a talent for recounting your life's experiences that keeps us coming back for more...

As for me, my wild women s weekend was a blast...we stayed up till 2;30 the first nite singing and story telling round the fire, The second day we walked the beaches, collected driftwood, shared a communal meal of pasta and salad, and pretty much pigged out on junk food , and did the fire thing again , only in the rain. We got the tail end of a hurricane overnight, so the ocean was blessing us with serious whitecaps and pounding surf...So what to do....Five of us braved the seaweed and sandy water and did some serious wave jumping...body surfing or bottom dredging, depending on how well our timing was with jumping the breaking waves.

My Dr. said swimming was a good exercise for Fibro...somehow I don't think he meant this...I hooked a wave in the head and was pounded nose/ face first into the sand.ending with a not so graceful somersault /assault before being thrown onto the beach ...all of which took a nanosecond. I suppose moderation comes to mind...probably will need a crane to get me out of bed and moving tomorrow.

I retired to watching the girls from the beach,.. they egged each other on , got their nerve up and removed their suites and frolicked au naturelle , on a public beach no less...even tho it was fairly vacant , one elderly gentlemen got the treat of the day...:eek:

Watch out for the pack mentality amongst menopausal women...we are a force not to be toyed with ! ;)

MaMa G :)

[thatsbetter]

Ya'll are so damn funny. My wife said if anyone was going on a date it was her. I hope I get to go too.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

i am happily married ,so i just want sex,all i can get!!! i don't wanna spend any money on you as MY WIFE has it all!!!actually she has every thing,i just sleep here,[one eye open]i don't want head games,commitment,nuthin but sex,a typical man eh,.well at least i'm honest,OH YA ,and i neeed my windows done still.peace

[Kathy]

Good thing we know pipess is so happily married...

that'sbetter - maybe I should just make friends with your wife

[Bilbo7]

LOL. Kathy you hit the nail on the head.

[primated]

OK pipess, stop messing with the ladies and upload me some pictures. If they look good I'll get you freaking laid.

Damn, I'll give you a hand job myself!


i am happily married ,so i just want sex,all i can get!!! i don't wanna spend any money on you as MY WIFE has it all!!!actually she has every thing,i just sleep here,[one eye open]i don't want head games,commitment,nuthin but sex,a typical man eh,.well at least i'm honest,OH YA ,and i neeed my windows done still.peace

[Kathy]

Actual events I have depicted here relate only to those I have met on Plenty of Fish in my brief days of speed dating with weird strangers who never get past the phone call.

Anyone I've ever met on THIS forum has been sensitive, eager, generous, kind, loving, rich, and completely able bodied. I've had all my windows done in record speed. Had all the small appliances fixed. Been flown on the Concord for breakfast in Paris. (pipess did that. He's lying about money), been bejewelled, walked on beaches at sunset.... Everything I could ever want....

But I'm not fussy about the breakfast in bed thing. It never works as well as it did in movies. Ever noticed that? Sounds so good, then there's orange juice all over the sheets and the dog eats your eggs benedict while you are trying to find a position that allows you to keep your coffee from sloshing all over granny pyjamas you think are so hot.

So if you see yourself in one of those character depictions from P of F, I want you to know it's not you. Nobody here will think it's you anyway. If it is you, well then, ...

It's not YOU!

Truly, I have met some great people from around. Not on PoF though.

[Ropey]

SOMETIMES BOYS SHOULD STICK WITH MUD.

Can't we have both you and the mud? :o

[Kathy]

No.
You have to chose.

[Ropey]

No.
You have to chose.

There's that "You Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It Too" Now why would I have a cake I couldn't eat? And I've been playing in mud long before any puberty set in. :p

http://www.ssqq.com/travel/images/cake%20and%20eat%20it%20too.jpg

[Kathy]

Wow, that's what Freud said.

[sativasylvia]

I went on a dating site once and went to meet this guy who was quite mysterious about his job! I found it quite intriguing so went along for a drink.

After a while chatting I thought he seemed alright and finally asked what his job was. I couldn't believe it he was the head of the drug squad for our county in the uk so as you can imagine i definetly didn't see him again! He would never of been able to come to my house hahaha :o

[Ropey]

I've been playing in mud long before any puberty set in. :p

Wow, that's what Freud said.

Sometimes mud is just mud. :D

[aendrew]

I'm on PoF (http://www.plentyoffish.com/member5009160.htm) and have met quite a number of alternately insane and interesting individuals (Often a bit of both). It really is a grab bag... The joys of not dating university girls, I guess?

The problem with PoF is that there are way too many "OMG drugz are teh evilz"-type people on it, at least in Calgary. The ones who aren't are generally cool I find, though.

[Kathy]

Ok you can all have one mud pie. Have your way with it out back and take a shower after. Just until evolution sets in, though.

Note the homo-erotic turn this has taken. Thanks to primated for servicing pipesss and keeping him off Pof F. Think of the endless ways they could put their mud allotment to use,

On Plenty of Fish I met two people I already knew. One lives in another city and has been my best friend for years. Started writing me come-on messages until I said "UM, now this bs I can verify as untrue."When I revealed my secret identity, he said, "Ouch".

The other known person was someone I'd known years ago through community work. Freaky eh?

Then there was guy who intrigued me, as did the drug guy with Sylvia. Had to find out his secret. Secret was: I want to call you Mommy....

So that's what young guys want from us? thought they liked our curvacousness . (Andrew, how do I spell that word? ) and, of course, our wisdom. Wow, that was a shocker. Other shocking things unfit to post. Needless to say he didn't get past phone.

I am on singles chat group. There I have been virtually pursued by ATF guy and now Homeland Security guy. Maybe that's why the HS surveillance blimp went up not far from here. As with most law enforcement types, the more I say NO, the more they like it. Pervs, lol.

If Syliva dates drug guy then she can be like woman in "Weeds". Oh no, forget that. It came to a bad end. But she'd get to wear all those cool clothes and have a baby with a Mexican drug lord.

Love Ropey's cartoon btw. Elevates discussion to new heights.

[Ropey]

LOL @
Ok you can all have one mud pie.

Actually, I just want that option to be there and viable. I've never partaken of the pleasure, but one never knows what levels one can stoop (there's the turn you were talking about). I can imagine no hands and a nice mud puddle to "fall into" when no one's looking. I remember a movie about this, but I won't go there.


Love Ropey's cartoon btw. Elevates discussion to new heights.

I enjoy bringing a bit of levity into the event, and usually there's something. It's just fun, nay mare lass. I'll try very hard to keep it to a higher elevation, but if I fail, a spanking usually does the trick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg

http://images.cafepress.com/image/11092368_400x400.jpg

<-- :-}|

[Kathy]

Please follow link to Ropey's YT video. It explains everything and the music is really hot.

[aendrew]

What's wrong with mud? It's one of life's simpler pleasures — just water and dirt!

On another note -- ever gotten a self-referential signified-imploded-with-signifier postmodern conversation on PoF? IE:

"Hi, this is smalltalk.

--person."

How the hell are you supposed to respond to that? This shit's way to PoMo for me... :p

[zircon tweezers]

If so then post your wish list for the man / woman of your dreams. Who knows a member of this community might be interested in what you have to offer. There is someone out there for everyone. This is a FREE SERVICE there are NO membership dues to this single forum.

Take Care and Peace
Marco
zircon here , id like to chat with a women from uk , ie likeminded . kathys to far away lolonewho likes to chillax to some decent sounds , a spliff etc .tampax vobiscum

[Smokin Moose]

This thread is heart warming. It is great to see cupid playing a role here at TY.

http://swapnopuri.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/cupid2.jpg

[Kathy]

Once upon a time there was a place where lover's jumped into the sea to quell their burning passions. Well, not any more. Now they go to singles dating sites where they might just as well jump into the sea.

Zircon Tweezers appeared to me one dark, efoggy morning out of the ethernet and onto my quivering monitor like a monarch of old in dazzling red pixels. So overwhelmed was I by his mere presence that my heart fluttered and I swooned onto my chaise lounge.

Slwoly, slowly zircon and I edged towards one another. Hiding behind the chatroom and pming one another before we got caught and banned by the evil censors.

THEN, we knew we had to be alone just one time. Just one brief moment before we leapt back into that churning sea of dating rituals and perv patrol.

So...we leapt...we were one step closer...we exchanged email addresses.

Now we are FREEEEEE... to frolic in the hot molten lava of our lust without fear of being exiled from our bad-parent-like dating site . Our secret, hidden lust is forever sealed in the data banks of yahoo where we breathlessly, furtively exchanged forbidden photos of naked buds.

Then he told me he didn't like Britsh punk rocker Billy Bragg and it was over. On top of that he had that uk excuse. As a colonial I feel it's his duty to serivce the colonies, even if we did take the Queen's picture down. I also feel that as a Brit, he should appreciate Billy Bragg.

Alas, the unreconcilable issues tore us apart. Sadly, now we are both free to make up stories about each other and never have to worry if someone cuts and pastes and reports us to evil censors.

But what is that thing about tampax? i told him not to talk about that. Geez.

The sea.....

(For all UK women out there. zircon iS available. At least he says he is. Once he used the c-word in chat. There was nothing anatomical about his usage. He was defending our honour. That's how he is. Can't imagine why he doesn't like Billy Bragg. I've seen a picture of zirocn and he looks the way he writes.)

ATTENTION ALL UK WOMEN !!!!!!!ZIRCON TWEEZERS IS SINGLE AND LOOKING.
(that's what he says, but I'd ask for proof anyway)

[Smokin Moose]

pax vobiscum: (Latin for Peace be with you.)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2061329074_e5719728af.jpg

[Kathy]

Sharon Stone ( my look-alike and role model) said this:

"Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
(Discuss)

Thanks to SM for adding pictorial.

Very evocative. Last one looks like something Leonard Cohen came up with.

[zircon tweezers]

Once upon a time there was a place where lover's jumped into the sea to quell their burning passions. Well, not any more. Now they go to singles dating sites where they might just as well jump into the sea.

Zircon Tweezers appeared to me one dark, efoggy morning out of the ethernet and onto my quivering monitor like a monarch of old in dazzling red pixels. So overwhelmed was I by his mere presence that my heart fluttered and I swooned onto my chaise lounge.

Slwoly, slowly zircon and I edged towards one another. Hiding behind the chatroom and pming one another before we got caught and banned by the evil censors.

THEN, we knew we had to be alone just one time. Just one brief moment before we leapt back into that churning sea of dating rituals and perv patrol.

So...we leapt...we were one step closer...we exchanged email addresses.

Now we are FREEEEEE... to frolic in the hot molten lava of our lust without fear of being exiled from our bad-parent-like dating site . Our secret, hidden lust is forever sealed in the data banks of yahoo where we breathlessly, furtively exchanged forbidden photos of naked buds.

Then he told me he didn't like Britsh punk rocker Billy Bragg and it was over. On top of that he had that uk excuse. As a colonial I feel it's his duty to serivce the colonies, even if we did take the Queen's picture down. I also feel that as a Brit, he should appreciate Billy Bragg.

Alas, the unreconcilable issues tore us apart. Sadly, now we are both free to make up stories about each other and never have to worry if someone cuts and pastes and reports us to evil censors.

But what is that thing about tampax? i told him not to talk about that. Geez.

The sea.....

(For all UK women out there. zircon iS available. At least he says he is. Once he used the c-word in chat. There was nothing anatomical about his usage. He was defending our honour. That's how he is. Can't imagine why he doesn't like Billy Bragg. I've seen a picture of zirocn and he looks the way he writes.)

ATTENTION ALL UK WOMEN !!!!!!!ZIRCON TWEEZERS IS SINGLE AND LOOKING.
(that's what he says, but I'd ask for proof anyway)
damm you billy bragg lolproof here if needed , i will always defend a ladys honour , expletives or not , time and distance against me and kathy, always a passion killer , but on the astral plane wow , tempes fugit stovo kar kaplah in a geoffreys tube sg1 over n out cya kathy xxxxxx

[zircon tweezers]

Sharon Stone ( my look-alike and role model) said this:

"Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
(Discuss)

Thanks to SM for adding pictorial.

Very evocative. Last one looks like something Leonard Cohen came up with.
yea but we never get headaches lolso going to see suzanne who takes you down to the river , wr she,ll give me tea n oranges tht come all the way from vulgaria , zircs

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

as a happily married 54 year old going on 21,i feel i gotta tell u at my age i just shut my eyes and go.!!! it is the millenium ,so anything goes eh!! ,thanx fer the offer primated,i won't close the door ,just my eyes!!!really tho it is just my windows i need done,the rest i can do fer my self!!!!!!!as howard stern has said over and over self abuse is the most satisfying ,saves time and money ,and no one talks back after,and for a real treat SWITCH HANDS ,its like being with some one differant at the same time.member when mike wanted gloria to wear the wig to bed?????all in the family episode,i prefer apple pie over mud pie,actually there is another pie i like ,but don't wanna be rude,U KNOW WHAT PIE I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all in good fun , but really if any one wants to look after an ol fella,call me!! i'm in the book,well not really but u know!!!!!

[Ropey]

ATTENTION ALL UK WOMEN !!!!!!!ZIRCON TWEEZERS IS SINGLE AND LOOKING.
(that's what he says, but I'd ask for proof anyway)

LOL Forewarned is Forearmed.

[Kathy]

as a happily married 54 year old going on 21,i feel i gotta tell u at my age i just shut my eyes and go.!!! it is the millenium ,so anything goes eh!!

You are a brave man.
Nice thing about being self-reliant is that you never have to fake it. I wonder what it would mean if you did fake it while being self-reliant.

[Kathy]

damm you billy bragg lolproof here if needed , i will always defend a ladys honour , expletives or not , time and distance against me and kathy, always a passion killer , but on the astral plane wow , tempes fugit stovo kar kaplah in a geoffreys tube sg1 over n out cya kathy xxxxxx

That particular word originates from the same root word as country. Since countries are a thing of issue. My theory is that zircon is Billy Bragg in disguise and in search of his true country but doesn't want anyone to know he gets those big royalty cheques.

Do they serve muffins on Astral Airlines? Beware Rosecrutians on those flights. And you might end up sitting next to WB Yeats and have to listen to all those Irish troubles. Or does tempes fugit faster on the Astral Plane?

Now we have two ways to deal with internet lust. What a creative group this is.

[Smokin Moose]

I wonder what it would mean if you did fake it while being self-reliant.

That my dear is called being a "wanker" lol.

[Kathy]

Zircon
Could you please write in more conventional sentence structure. I get all tangled up in the James Joycean stream of consciousness quadruple entendres. Speaking of countries, lol, you should be in mine.

SM called you a wanker. Does that mean you're going to have to fight? I love a good brawl on Friday night.

Real guy stuff. Just like the old days.

[Smokin Moose]

lol I am from the old school and find romance needs finesse and the use of elegant prose to be truly wondrous. I like to be kept guessing, thinking, dreaming, smiling, wanting, and bemused. Really good relationships are based on mystery, as you go about seeking the clues that lead you to love. There is nothing elegant about crudities. We can all find that at the local pub lol.
Kathy has brought delight to me with her sense of humour and I applaud her for making me smile.
So guys, the gauntlet has been thrown down. It will take finesse and guile to win the hand of the fine young gal.
I am going to sit back now and enjoy some refined repartee, as love blooming is a wondrous thing.

So Kathy, we need to find you a good bloke who will sit at your table and woo you.

http://portlandrealestatehelp.com/images/fine-dining.jpg

[Kathy]

Is it necessary in these post-modern, post-feminist, deconstructed times, for a woman to shave her legs in order to date men (the sad side effect of being straight) ?

or

Is shaving legs a requirement for you personally in order to go on date with man?

I need to know this information if I am to continue in the jungle.

(TY SM for dinner. That's a sure way to starve to death.)

[Ropey]

Is it necessary in these post-modern, post-feminist, deconstructed times, for a woman to shave her legs in order to date men

Not at all. :D

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/HairyLegs2WI_468x657.jpg

I mean, if it's fine for Celine, it must be fine for Kathy.

[Kathy]

I have been contemplating an appropriate response to this last post. Wanted to send y'all some songs, but don't know if we can post from You Tube and am too lazy to find out.
Asked Ropey to do it for me but he wouldn't buy into "helpless woman" routine.

So if you want to hear my messages in song you can get them on You Tube.
Search on:
1. Junkhouse, Out of my Head (may be Outta My Head). It's about the hair.
2. Blackie and the Rodeo Kings, (same guy, different band), Gimme the Love.

Doing it this way ruins the immediate impact of Tom Wilson bombarding us with anti-romantic lyrics with just one click, but maybe Ropey will come through with links. Gotta make him work for stuff.

Gimme da luv lol.

[Ropey]

LOL - Halfways Kathy. You gotta work as well.

Junkhouse = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-FuQ0h0zPo


Can't seem to find Gimme the love by Blackie and the Rodeo Kings though.


I have been contemplating an appropriate response to this last post. Wanted to send y'all some songs, but don't know if we can post from You Tube and am too lazy to find out.
Asked Ropey to do it for me but he wouldn't buy into "helpless woman" routine.

So if you want to hear my messages in song you can get them on You Tube.
Search on:
1. Junkhouse, Out of my Head (may be Outta My Head). It's about the hair.
2. Blackie and the Rodeo Kings, (same guy, different band), Gimme the Love.

but maybe Ropey will come through with links. Gotta make him work for stuff.


Gimme da luv lol.

[Kathy]

Wow, just watched that again. Now THAT is exactly what I look like. And sound like.

I love how crazy that song is.

Thanks to Ropey for proving that he is willing to enable dysfunctional behaviour.
I can cross that requirement off my list now.

I Will have to try other song again. It's as sweet as this one was, lol.
Hope it caused a chuckle.
Now that's the kind of hair I like.
The dogs, i don't approve of. Don't know what he was thinking. Course point is that he wasn't thinking.

[Ropey]

Course point is that he wasn't thinking.

Nuh uh, you just were not interpreting it correctly. If there's more than one way to look at something, and the way you are interpreting me is pissing you off, then I meant it the other way.

:eek: :D ;)

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

really!!!!! i could care less whether u got hairy leggs or not!!!!!!! what trivia,!!!!!!all i want is oil change and windows done,if i gotta be nice an sweet and all that ,,,,,,,,FERGET IT.!!!!!!!man i got busted other day so nows i'm maybe of no use at all!!!,dam and i didn't get my windows done either.the wife ,soon to be the ex-wife,[i should be so lucky]is totally pee'd off at the time of this writing.all will be fine ,but at this time in my life ,i shouldn't have to begg!!?? should i?????,OK THEN ,I'M BEGGIN!!!!!!please ,please,please,please me!!HOWS THAT??nuff beggin fer ya????good ,now do my windows ,!!!!! peace all.i remain ,pipess''THE TAZZZMANIAN GANJA DEVEL''

[Akasha]

Is it necessary in these post-modern, post-feminist, deconstructed times, for a woman to shave her legs in order to date men (the sad side effect of being straight) ?

or

Is shaving legs a requirement for you personally in order to go on date with man?

I need to know this information if I am to continue in the jungle.

(TY SM for dinner. That's a sure way to starve to death.)


OMG I laughed so hard when I read that.
I have been reading these but didn't add my 2 cents til now.
I am sorry if you girls have to shave yer legs, in school my roomates always hated me, being part native american , gma on mamma's side. I do not have to shave my legs :D
so leaves me more time to be chased by the guys. :p

anyway.. carry on.. I will go back to reading now
AK~

[Kathy]

Akasha
I say we shave ours when they shave theirs.

May the spirit of hair give you just as much as you want.....

[Tonya]

Does anyone remember the song Computer love? I used to love that song... As a matter of fact the artist that wrote and did it was from Dayton Ohio.

http://www.winamp.com/artist/roger-troutman

[Smokin Moose]

Kathy, when you talk about shaving, are we expected to be trendy like this?

Hey Tonya, is this the song you were after:
Kraftwerk - Computer Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEBPzD3MPWE)

[Tonya]

Kathy, when you talk about shaving, are we expected to be trendy like this?


LMAO... Thats funny

[Kathy]

pippessssss!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women often go for the fugitive types. i think you should capitalize on your outlaw status. Wear a black hat and don't talk much. Women will whisper about your having been in the big house. Not the women here of course since we know better. Just hang on to that "element of danger".

We'll have to start you a marriage counselling thread, Either that or how to be an effective demon lover.

Sorry you got busted, btw.

[Kathy]

SM
I don't know what that means so I'll say yes.


Kathy, when you talk about shaving, are we expected to be trendy like this?

Hey Tonya, is this the song you were after:
Kraftwerk - Computer Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEBPzD3MPWE)

[Eastwood]

If so then post your wish list for the man / woman of your dreams. Who knows a member of this community might be interested in what you have to offer. There is someone out there for everyone. This is a FREE SERVICE there are NO membership dues to this single forum.

Take Care and Peace
Marco

Wow Marco you go above an beyond bro.Thanks for the help.I have been single for 5 years now.I sure do wish my soul mate would come along very soon.

Im 30,male,med user,east coast.

[Ropey]

SM
I don't know what that means so I'll say yes.

I think I'm in love....

http://www.seidler.com/GIF/BrainMens.gif

[aendrew]

Ahaha, lulz, I've been listening to WAY too much Kraftwerk this week.

I wrote the following for my Communications class on rhetoric and figured it would be relevant for this thread. Enjoy!

"Cannabis is not a drug."

One thing I’ve noticed lately that bugs me is how online dating site categorize various drug users. In particular, PlentyOfFish gives users the option of setting how frequently they consume tobacco, alcohol and all other drugs. In doing this, it classifies people who consume cannabis for whatever reason with users of cocaine, barbiturates, amphetamines, heroin and other narcotics, along with users of psychedelics such as LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Given that the intent of this service is to match people of similar interests and lifestyles, these options act as filters and inherently group people based on their particular substance preferences (IE, preventing users who admit they consume “drugs” from contacting particular users who have indicated they would rather not speak to anyone within that category.). To me, this reflects a severely outmoded definition of “drug use” and likely prevents me from meeting quite a number of interesting people. I do not consider myself a “drug user,” even though I often consume cannabis. This is because I do not consider cannabis a drug — instead, it is a plant with much medicinal and social benefit that has been unfairly painted in the same category as mind-numbing chemicals.

There are essentially two views of drug use and abuse. The first implies that all people use drugs in some capacity (Whether it be your daily cup of coffee or dropping Acid once a year at Shambhala) and that abuse only occurs when the user loses control of their consumption, whether via addiction or overdose (Martel, 2006, p. 59). The second, more archaic view posits that all drug use is inherently abuse if not done under the watchful eye of a trained physician (p. 60). This view largely prevailed for much of the last forty years and can be easily seen in initiatives such as the “War on Drugs” and international narcotics scheduling system. The unfortunate reality, however, is that it greatly oversimplifies the motives of drug users and devalues their experiences to the point of irrelevance. It also allows for a zero-sum mentality wherein “drug abuse” (IE, all recreational drug use) is a disease that can and must be annihilated in any reasonable society. As a result, the United States have incarcerated over 30 million people across the sum of the War on Drugs with nary a decrease in either purity or availability to youth (Bureau of Justice Statistics, 2009). These two views of drug consumption can respectively be called the “harm reduction model” and “criminal justice model.” Similar to how the United States Drug Enforcement Agency classifies “soft drugs” like cannabis (with little addiction potential and next to no overdose potential) with “hard drugs” like heroin (which are typically at least somewhat addictive and have an overdose potential), in grouping all recreational drug users, online dating sites subscribe to the latter view insomuch that the individual rationales for drug use are deemed nothing more than a nuisance in preventing non-users from communicating with drug users.

However, the inverse is also true; I use the drug use criteria on such sites to filter people who would otherwise be offended by my cannabis use. The problem arises when my cannabis preference overflows into other drug taste cultures — while I frequently have a good time with people who understand or use hallucinogenic plants, I generally attempt to avoid cocaine users because I find them sketchy. The simple classification of cannabis as a “drug” greatly discounts my personal reasons for its use (It’s cheaper, safer and much healthier long-term than alcohol; I find it fosters good group communication and appreciation of multifarious music I wouldn’t otherwise listen to; I enjoy the sensation of cognitive awareness cannabis brings far greater than the slow ego-oriented pit that is an alcohol stupor) and equates them to those of other drug users in their particular taste preferences. And, once again, I don’t even consider cannabis a drug — it’s a plant.

Here’s why. Given the above explanation of the two views of drug use, and given my issues with the criminal justice model, a definition of “drug” occurs in which cannabis seems foreign. While my above assertion that cannabis is a plant is obviously valid, the inverse, that it’s not a drug, seems a little bit harder to qualify and thus requires a more solid definition of that particular word, far removed from the malevolent grand narrative of fear that it seems to conjure.

3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (ecstasy) is a drug. Benzoylmethylecgonine (cocaine) is a drug. Crystal methamphetamine is a drug, as is alcohol. Tylenol is a drug. Advil is a drug. Effexor, Paxil, Prozac and Lithium are all drugs. Cannabis is not a drug. The definition I’m thus proposing is that a drug is “a chemical synthesized from component parts and ingested for the purpose of effecting a known psychosomatic reaction.” Ecstasy is produced in bathtub laboratories and resembles nothing of its originating components; it’s a purely synthetic chemical. The anti-depressents listed later on are similar, as is anything in pill format. Cocaine may originate as the Coca plant, but the chemical process required to render it a white powder converts it into a drug. Similarly, while cannabis itself is a plant, a concentrated spray composed of isolated cannabinoids such as cannabidol like Sativex should be considered a drug.

This definition does not take into account potential for recreational use; however, this is intentional. One might argue, for instance, that psilocybin mushrooms can be consumed for a specific psychosomatic effect and yet do not require any extra process for this effect; should not they too be considered a drug? I’d argue not, given that psychedelics such as magic mushrooms are devoid of the major externalities we associate with drug use — namely, addiction and overdose. While it is quite possible to die from overdose on ecstasy, cocaine, crystal meth, alcohol, Tylenol, Advil, Effexor, Paxil, Prozac and Lithium (And many do every year), the therapeutic index or so-called “safety ratio” for psilocybin mushrooms is near 1000 — that is, the lethal dose is 1000 times that of the effective dose (Gable, 2006, p. 206). The safety ratio for cannabis is over a thousand given that there is not a single recorded overdose from that plant in recorded history — in fact, the user would die from asphyxiation due to smoke inhalation before getting anywhere near cannabis’ LD-50 (The amount at which a chemical is lethal to at least 50% of a general population) (ibid.). Further, neither psilocybin mushrooms nor cannabis are physically habit forming (Nutt, 2007, p. 1047). This differs from highly-addictive drugs such as cocaine, or even alcohol, which also has a very high addiction potential (ibid.).

In closing, consider that legal, prescription pharmaceuticals are also abused by society. While they offer utility in treating particular ailments, their abuse is continually increasing and they exhibit many of the same externalities as street drugs, visible from the verbose and extensive listing of side-effects pharma companies are required to supply to patients. Further, continued abuse of prescription pharmaceuticals can have long-term effects similar to those experienced by recreational drug users. Clearly what is needed is less a definition of drug use dependent upon current views of illegality and, instead, one more sensitive to the magnitude and extent of this debate. In creating a view that seeks to analyze the rationality and safety of lifestyle decisions instead of focusing on the criminal justice element, we not only create space to discuss the disparate motivations for drug use in society, but also can begin to craft policy that protects an individual’s right to choose what they put in their body while enabling problematic drug users to receive the help they need through reducing stigma against what is ultimately a public health issue.


Works Cited:

Drug use in the general population. (2009). U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics Drug and Crime Facts. Retrieved from http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/dcf/du.htm

Gable, R. (2006). The toxicity of recreational drugs. American Scientist, 94. Retrieved from http://www.americanscientist.org/issues/pub/the-toxicity-of-recreational-drugs/1

Martel, M. (2006). Not this time. Toronto: University of Toronto Press.

Nutt, D., King, L.A., Saulsbury, W., Blakemore, C. (2007). Development of a rational scale to assess the harm of drugs of potential misuse. Lancet, 369. Retrieved from http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17382831

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

interesting read andrew,thanx,i wonder how my registration would go,old goat ,balding,half his teeth are missing,grouchy ,scratchy ol fella,smokes all he can till he sleeps,or passes out ,whatever!! lol ,really its my windows i want done ,is all! peace

[notanovice]

:D if i were single, this would be my perfect mate request.

looking for: female (homosapien)
age: 18-80
requirements: must own home outright, have one acre minimum cannabis patch, a nice fishing boat, able to spend long periods of time alone while i`m out fishing, no pms!!!
looks not important, weight not important either, big screen tv for watching fishing shows and nascar, at least 42 inch tv, loves to cook and clean windows, do laundry, etc etc etc.
all inquiries must send picture of BOAT and CANNABIS patch
:D :D :D

[Kathy]

*******************************CAUTIONCAUTIONCAUTI ON*************************************

Notanovice watches nascar and fishing shows. Guys love him.

[Smokin Moose]

Notanovice is really just a down to earth kinda guy with simple requirements Kathy. :D

http://intertwingled.net/images/lotr/Beorn%20the%20berserker.jpg

[Kathy]

Hey everyone
Check out Ropey's pic on his profile. He's real hot.

[Ropey]

Hey everyone
Check out Ropey's pic on his profile. He's real hot.

LMAO - That's my latest picture and was taken in '98. I've somewhat less hair now and more wrinkles. :D

[Kathy]

Ropey's cheating.
Pic on my profile is from February.
I'm not more bald or wrinkled I don't think.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

oh lord ,if bad boys what they want ,bad boy they got.i was'' caught'', ok busted the other day so ,do i qualify ,its ok ladies MY WIFE IS SUPER STRAIGHT,she will never see yer post back to his old ,toothless,dragon ridin wanna be SCRATCHIN BEAST OF A MAN,i am happily married so the caretakinfee's arn't too high.well i never too high ,am i??oh yes well ther eya have it ,not too much upkeep ,u can get rid of me after,u know i come slinking back home ,like the silver tonged devel i am ,man ,i got so many differant personas ,i'm gonna have to TAKE some acid to GET BACK to earth ,,hahah all in good fun ,if i failed to insult any one or plain piss u off,i am sorry ,i will try harder next time ,and yes i did steel some of that dialoge bout pissin ya off,abbey hoffman ??,as always ,warm vibes ,hugs ,peace and harmony ,now get get up and do some thing fer the movement and i don't mean THAT movement,well then again ,whatever MOVES you.goodwill /vibes..... pipes''THE TAZZZMANIAN GANJA DEVEL""

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

I AM A MAN.kathy hot ! ROPEY NOT,sorry it might be the millenium to some ,but i am still old fashioned !!!! KATHY HOT ,ropey not !!! peace

[Kathy]

pippessssssss!!!!!!!!
I hear you fall asleep while driving and that you snore a lot.
I wasn't suggesting you date Ropey. He's too far away anyway.




I AM A MAN.kathy hot ! ROPEY NOT,sorry it might be the millenium to some ,but i am still old fashioned !!!! KATHY HOT ,ropey not !!! peace

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

oh my,my,my,no,oh dear!!oh no,i didn't ,did not ,no ,not even ,nope ,not a bit did i consider ropey,distance isn't the issue here u know ,oh no ,nope ,no not at all ,hhmmmmmmm did i confuse u ??hhmmmm aaahahhhhuuhhh ,old fashioned ,,,,,,,,u know????? O L D F A S H I O N E D ,a man I'M a man not looking for a man,oh my ,oh no !! nada,nope ,noooooooo i'm not even looking for a woman ,[got my own wonder woman here]call er the DRAGON LADY,,,,,,, ya she can shoot flames both ends,same distance SAME TIME.my i do seem to confuse things up a bit ,its my windows [mama said no mo swearin]so its my @#@!%^*&&%$#@ [that ok mama????]WINDOWS i want done.anything else in the hot tub,bottle of wine,rather large joints ,lots of em ,to be indulged in,is purely the FURTHEST thing from my mind.but as stated in the past ,i'm older ,i ain't dead.post is puerly for entertainment purposes and any reflextion on myself is pure fiction,dam i'm a legend in my own mind !!!!!!!

[sevens]

i will bet pipes after a ,good shave and a hair cut you would look like a man .right now you still look like a goat ..wondering if your ringtone on your phone sound like ...bhaaaa.braaaaaaahaaaa..u know what i mean ..lol.peace ..7..:)

[Kathy]

Wow, is this ever getting primal.
I think mrs pipes would win that Maytag washer and dryer if Queen for a Day were still on.

Isn't anybody both single and straight? We can't seem to get either one of those in our suitor candidates.

[johnleepeddimore]

Well i am not sure what this thread is about, but..
Hi my name is john i am single and i like to smoke and grow bud

SEVEN; I must agree with ya about pipes shall i hold him and you cut and shave him or do want to hold the old goat

[claude_zachary420]

Im single too (never been cloned) :D

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

c'mone tadpole,its a dateing site,can't ya tell??personally i am tryin to get my windows cleaned and my oil changed without too much commitment.kathys trying to figure out who's straight, single, and clean.ropeys hot ,not to me but to kathy.and over all if anyone meets here its only cause they gotta meet the peeps that continue this journey into sheer madness.yes madness i say as we all wonder truly what the hell is he talking about.ALBERT EINSTEIN had hair like mine,i'm not as smart ,BUT I'M JUST AS CRAZY!!!!!!least i'm not tied to a steel post ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ANYMORE.and by the way ,have a great day mate,peace

[Kathy]

least i'm not tied to a steel post ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

That presents some interesting possibilities, Mr. Einstein.

And, bye the way, thanks for causing me to fail grade 11 physics with that crazy theory of yours.

[taziz65]

:confused: Heres the thing What is dating??:o
I would love to meet a great Man who would LOVE me for me. I mean if he made me happy , His life would be filled with care and friendship as well as happy ness and love.:p

[DaMagoMan]

What is dating??:o



I prefer Smoke outs for a first date but that's just me :-)

[Smokin Moose]

I think the most important thing a bloke can give a gal is absolute honesty. This involves absolute trust.
I read somewhere that 95% of blokes will root around on a partner...mmm...trust lost is happiness lost.
I used to be a tits and ass man when I was young. When I met my current partner I was older and wiser, and offered absolute trust instead, rather than dinners and flowers. There is something quite beautiful in seeing how a woman glows when she knows her man is 100% honest.
So guys, look inside yourself first when dating...are you girding your loins or looking for love? Big difference guys.
And one last thing blokes - there is nothing better on this planet than making love to a woman who loves you unconditionally, based on trust. It is beautiful!

[Kathy]

And one last thing blokes - there is nothing better on this planet than making love to a woman who loves you unconditionally, based on trust. It is beautiful!

Sounds like SM got lucky.

Well it's good that he's supervising us unruly singles. This is how we get into trouble you know.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

yes ,i will admit that moose ain't the only one.i got me a real keeper,yup i think i'll keep her.23 years of ?BLISS!!!!!sept ,she don't do windows !!!!!!!!

[TheMerryPrankster]

Kathy, you sound like one hell of a cath! I hope the lucky man that meets your needs remembers to bring a helmet and protective gear, ahaha!!

[Kathy]

Wow, you are a man who knows about protective gear? That's a new one in my vast dating experience. It's like men my age missed the 6 o'clock news the night that HIV was announced. If protective gear is found at my house, we can thank the gay pride guys. It's nice if you bring your own though.




Kathy, you sound like one hell of a cath! I hope the lucky man that meets your needs remembers to bring a helmet and protective gear, ahaha!!

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

steel toe boots,gloves,goggles,hard hat,PROTECTIVE GEAR!!!!!!! ,what can i say ,i'm old fashioned.peace

[Smokin Moose]

Im single too (never been cloned) :D
LMAO! Good one mate!

[rxb]

I think the most important thing a bloke can give a gal is absolute honesty.

ABSOLUTE HONESTY??? Are you nut's Moose??? That can be suicidal. Answer the "do these pants make my butt look big" question wrong ;)

[SIBANNAC]

ABSOLUTE HONESTY??? Are you nut's Moose??? That can be suicidal. Answer the "do these pants make my butt look big" question wrong ;)

TOO FUNNY. Ya moose do you walk into this fire or dance around it like most guys. I know I'd never tell my old lady that her butt looks big even if it did. Maybe that's because I'm an ass guy lol.

[Kathy]

I prefer absolute adoration to absolute honesty.There's stuff i don't want to know.

[Cannahope]

Absolute adoration (love?) won't see it as big. It's perfect.

[hollowpoint]

great idea marco. give folks an opportunity to perhaps hook up with like minded people, maybe share accomadations with someone who understands, or find someone who can compliment each others situation, one is ill when the other is healthy etc, as we always need someone to tend to the garden lol.
I am interested, 50's male, osteoarthritis, professional, and the rest is available when contacted, for obvious reasons.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

I got my windows done!! I got my windows done !!!!i am a happy camper now.all u ladies had yer chance,its gone now!! lost is the moment!!!!but who knows?????????maybe someday !!peace

[aendrew]

Well, I'm depressed.

I've been on PoF for ages and it seems to me that none of the ladies on there neither have a simulacrum of intelligence or are incredibly uptight and, well... boring. It makes me want to move the hell out of Calgary...

I thought in some capacity we were at a point as a society where people were intelligent and interesting enough to allow spontaneous human connections outside the realm of the workaday discussions generally inherent in the online dating scene. Apparently we're not... Sigh.

I'm 22 and I've relegated myself to dating people over the age of 30. How sad is that...?

[Ropey]

LOL - I May Be Banned - But What The Hey?

The answer my friend is clearly internal and not external. I would say that you might need to learn how to approach young ladies on a social level. It is an intricate dance in the work environment to be sure, but a dance that can be fleetly intoxicating.

From your few words here, I see two issues that might (in my view) hinder you. As such I would personally move to soften both facets as offered advice.

1. Lessen the attempt to erudition
2. Remove head from nether regions :p

You might be relegating yourself to dating women older than you are, but I suspect the girls you have been talking with have seen the above and moved on themselves. The older ones are not so concerned with what's in your head. They've been there, done that and moved on.

:p


Well, I'm depressed.

I've been on PoF for ages and it seems to me that none of the ladies on there neither have a simulacrum of intelligence or are incredibly uptight and, well... boring. It makes me want to move the hell out of Calgary...

I thought in some capacity we were at a point as a society where people were intelligent and interesting enough to allow spontaneous human connections outside the realm of the workaday discussions generally inherent in the online dating scene. Apparently we're not... Sigh.

I'm 22 and I've relegated myself to dating people over the age of 30. How sad is that...?

[zircon tweezers]

aendrew your 22 , get a life

[Kathy]

Well Andrew, this is all good advice, but I have to say you may consider it a privilege to date women over 30.

I learned after many years how to be superficial and shallow. That's helped my dating life immensely.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

Well, I'm depressed.

I've been on PoF for ages and it seems to me that none of the ladies on there neither have a simulacrum of intelligence or are incredibly uptight and, well... boring. It makes me want to move the hell out of Calgary...

I thought in some capacity we were at a point as a society where people were intelligent and interesting enough to allow spontaneous human connections outside the realm of the workaday discussions generally inherent in the online dating scene. Apparently we're not... Sigh.

I'm 22 and I've relegated myself to dating people over the age of 30. How sad is that...?
man ,if you talk like that in person ,no wonder you can't find any one,WAY TO many big words brother,lol,i hope u know i'm just kidding!22 ,i'm jealous!![54,ol goat]peace brother

[Ropey]

I learned after many years how to be superficial and shallow. That's helped my dating life immensely.

Indeed! It takes time to learn about another person. For them to open themselves and many ladies, even today are certainly not going to let on (Doubly so if they find you attractive) that they are very intelligent. Discernment is half the fun of the education. And yes, it is an education. :)

[rxb]

Hi Aendrew, As a general rule the hot under 30's don't tend to use the internet to find dates. They need to be actively pursued if you want one. The internet dating over 30 types means you have a lot of weeding out to do if you want anything serious (at 22 I can't imagine serious... hell at 50 I still have issues with serious). The older demographic there tends to be a tired mix of boring, bitter, and desperate to find a man, so it does take some patience and a lot of work to find anyone worth while to you in that realm (but you know that). On the other hand, if you don't take it seriously, internet dating can be a shooting fish in the barrel kind of experience. These are just the observations of an old hound so FWIW. Good luck, --r

Oh, and close to you, Banff in a couple months will be a pretty nice place to hunt those young snow bunnies. ;)

[aendrew]

@ropey; rxb; Kathy: You all make some really quite valid points; largely my disdain re: PoF from that post (Probably combined with a long period of insomnia) was a result of three months of continual disillusionment with that service and the bar scene in Calgary. After that, I ended up going on a date with a 30-something and while it was fun enough, we really didn't connect and so thus I kinda went back to the drawing board.

@zircon; pipess: Haha, thanks, I needed that.

I probably really conveyed the wrong impression from that post; really, I'm not so overly depressed as I sound (and at one point say I am) there. I've just dated an incredibly wide variety of women in this city over the last four years and it just seems more and more like there's very few people with enough common ground with me in this city to connect in any major way without seriously compromising my values or beliefs. Regardless, looking back at that particularly embarrassing post, I didn't mean to sound so overtly emo or stuck up or whatever, so much as wished to express desperation with the common profile I see on PoF in my age demographic:


lmfao: i like ponies
city: calgary, ab smoker: No
sign: Leo ethnicity: caucasian with blonde hair
age: 22 body-type: (variable)
relationship: single religion: catholic
alcohol: sociably drugs: no


Part of the desperation somewhat inherent in my resorting to online dating stems from an inability or unwillingness to engage in the general social environments where people meet and whatnot. Given that these environments in the city I live are — in their entirety — comprised of overly loud, booze-soaked, pot-unfriendly locales that play music I'm not really into, sites like PoF are a place where I can communicate at a high level without having to be trashed in order to tolerate the physical circumstances people congregate. I've recently started going to more electronic music venues and that's helped somewhat, though the people I go with tend to be somewhat antisocial at times.

Part of it all is the realization that the kind of people who strike me as worthwhile to talk to or maybe even date go to these places because, frankly, that's what people in my age demographic do. But perhaps another part of it is that I should probably just reach out more, join some book clubs or something. And really, another part of it is that these things come and go in waves and that to ignore the fundamental karmatic flow of it all is a good way to make yourself very unhappy.

Anyway, pardon my whiny/lame-ness; I'm going to go edit some copy and then later offer to grab dinner with a rather-pretty bio-science grad I met at a Halloween party on Saturday. :)

Cheers,
-Æ.

[slicker]

nyway, pardon my whiny/lame-ness; I'm going to go edit some copy and then later offer to grab dinner with a rather-pretty bio-science grad I met at a Halloween party on Saturday.

you just found your solution all on your own. see no help needed.

don’t look for girls look for nerdetts who are just like you.

intelligent people have this crazy desire to communicate to people like themselves and don’t realise that 95% of the worlds population is shallow, vain and stupid. However do you think we got into the situation where its illegal to grow and use marijuana!!!!

stick to your own kind and you will get on just fine.

[Kathy]

Slicker's right, AE. I wasn't very happy until I found people from our community.
We have different lifestyles and different ideas from others. I feel alienated with outsiders. You'll probably always be a serious guy, so you have to find a home for that or you'll go crazy.

I've met some nice people who drank way too much for my taste. I just didn't want to be around the unpredicatblility booze causes. So that eliminates a large portion of the population for me. I have been pleasantly surprised by people I've met over the internet. But it takes effort and you have to know the signs of people who are right or wrong for your world. For instance, i know that if somebody writes a lot on their profiles that they have a real need to communicate and I want that. What they communicate is a different matter.

Keep trying AE. You will learn a lot about yourself and other people.

[Cannahope]

I met a local girl. She's gonna be 30 soon. Well she's only 2 decades younger than me. Talk about communication. We have sat virtually most of the day and talked. Deep, intimate, important discussions about very personal things. I like that. Alas, even though I am quick to fall in love and would be willing to give her all of my heart, it just wasn't right for us. She doesn't use Cannnabis but is not averse to it as medicine. I hope to have her as a true friend, but our relationship won't go any farther.

Meanwhile, ever busy, I met another old friend again via the internet. She's only a couple of years younger than me. We are getting to know each other again after 3 decades, and although I am much more cautious because she really hasn't opened up to me completely, I think we have much in common. In fact, bless her heart, she plans to get her medical recommendation for medicinal use very soon. That one point is a major requirement if I were to ever be with one woman again...not that she's a medical user, but that she at least enjoys the herb. Some things you can work around and accommodate, and some things you can't.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

oh man ,i am laffin so hard here ,thank you ,all of you ,i needed this.andrew,22 nerdette ,man if i had your brains and street smarts ,i would be very wealthy.i bet it is very hard for a young ,intellegent peep to try and find someone other than the bar scene,dating scene,i don't envey you at all.BUT LISTEN young un,i guarante ,[listen to ann frakkin landers here],that you definaltly gonna meet a peep with your values and smarts bro.remember all the best things in life are worth waiting for ,and you got lots of time to get out and look,hahahaha ,# 1[ one],,,check the finger nails ,nice nails,excellant ,no nail biters!!!! THEN check the purse,no money ,NO GOOD !!!!!!!after that yer on yer own ,BUT i'd cut back on the big words bro ,YOU'LL SCARE EM !!!!!!,all in good fun,peace.

[mycoboto]

I'm 22 and I've been single for goin on prob over 4 years now, but I still have my nerves and I'll probably live a long life. I feel that a relationship is not worth having is your both not happy with eachother. But I know my patients will be appreciated. I live in the foothills of north carolina in the US, but I would like to oneday move the the mountains in the western part of the state. I love this site and I wish I had more time to post more. I spend alot of time at highgradeseeds.com forum's, but this forum is a much bigger community it seems. I smoke bud for recreational, spiritual, and medicinally for different reasons. It just tastes so good, lol, and it's such a beautiful plant while it's growing. And I appreciate who mentioned plentyoffish.com. It looks like a good site ran by great people. I'm on it too under mycobotonc

[Kathy]

HI mico
I know a bunch of old women from North Carolina, but they are looking for old men. PoF is a great way to meet people in your hood. Maybe you and Aendrew, being the same age, could light out together to find weed-worthy girlfiriends.

You can see from this thread that we old people have it all together romantically, so if you need advice...well I would recommend Amy the Advice Goddess who is nationally syndicated.

But you can also see from this thread how things work out for your grandmother's generation. That knowledge might come in handy some day.

[MaMa G]

I have been following this thread , and its hilarious and at the same time really great tips and advice. I have a special someone in my life, but this keeps me involved in the dating scene from a safe distance,...Wow , the young ones of today sure have it harder, and riskier than us more mature folk...keep your head up, there is someone special for everyone...don't settle for less, keep your standards high, be kind to each other.

Ma Ma G :)

[Kathy]

Mama G
It's darn hard at age 57 to date unless you can be a cougar or a dancer or something. Everybody's got big problems: poor health. chronic pain, poverty, kids, distance, insanity...You can fall in love one day and feel beaten up by things over which you have no control the next. If we're with people like us we drive each other crazy. If we're with people who aren't like us, we drive each other crazy. So I think the trick is to find an acceptable level of all those things we have to live with and find the craziest people we can to accommodate one another.

[Rockster]

Mama G
It's darn hard at age 57 to date unless you can be a cougar or a dancer or something. Everybody's got big problems: poor health. chronic pain, poverty, kids, distance, insanity...You can fall in love one day and feel beaten up by things over which you have no control the next. If we're with people like us we drive each other crazy. If we're with people who aren't like us, we drive each other crazy. So I think the trick is to find an acceptable level of all those things we have to live with and find the craziest people we can to accommodate one another.

"unless you can be a cougar or a dancer or something"

Oh Kathy,that did tickle me,I really laughed.:D

Not said hi in posts before but have read many of yours and I think you really are quite beautiful ma'am,loving your input here at TY.

Sister,you shine.:)

[Kathy]

AHHHHH MamaG. Thanks so much for kind words and for Shiva's greeting. I think we posted together on women's day thread a while ago. Bread and roses and all that. This has been a fun thread for sure. i hope people are getting PMs like crazy from potential dates.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

i ain't gettin nuthin,no e=mails,nuthin,what did i say wrong??i told the truth ,i'm happily married,221/2 years,not too much maintenance,WHAT ,u don't wanna ol goat to play with !!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmm :D

[Mamahawk6]

Awe geez Pipess they had a sale on boots last week at CO-OP .... (damn couldn't resist that one) and I filled in YOUR NAME at the Home Show on ALL those ballots, the e-mails should be arriving soon....anything else I can possibly help Ya with let me know perhaps Canada Post can ship Ya some snail mail! Ya know I luvs Ya!!!!!

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

aye lass,and if i was in the old country i MIGHT get the rubbers on ,u know me mother country Scotland,WHERE THE MEN ARE MEN ,and the sheep are nervous,BAAAAAAAAAAA

[MaMa G]

Pipess What, You want to be a veterinarian??? Ha!:D lol, at least you would be practicing safer sex with your rubbers on... sorry couldn't resist:rolleyes:

You guys, and gals rock,and crack me up...theres got to be a radio, tv,youtube show in there somewhere..." the Canadian Canna Love Connection Eh! "...

MaMa G

[Kathy]

pipesssss
I signed you up for Martha Stewart email. You'll get lots of household tips.

Can you get me some lanolin form one of those sheep? Winter's coming.

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

THIS must be the vent room as the rant room is a little edgy to say the least.Glad u enjoy our little little on the side of true insanity

[Kathy]

This has been a great thread. Because of it, I've finally met a few people, even those with non-carnal goals. Well I guess everyone has carnal goals but they were sublimated.

Thanks to everyone for keeping it going. I hope others have experienced some good connections.

[Soleil]

Hi Kathy,
I had to post to say how much I enjoyed your posts! Humorous, intelligent, and mostly - right on the mark. I, too, joined several online dating sites (PoF being one). I didn't have any luck and only stayed a couple of weeks on them. The men I met "said" they were single, however, upon meeting and reading the subliminal messages were very much "attached". No thank you.

One very cool dude took me for a motorcycle ride along the beaches where we ended up toking and watching the sunset. Too bad I didn't feel a "physical connection" with him as he was very nice.

This thread was very funny. I stay away from online dating. It'll happen when it happens, and if it doesn't happen - oh well, I got me to keep me company ;)

Thanks for the laughs!

[Bilbo7]

I am here. 53 year old single, male from Michigan.

I am a disabled veteran and a certified medical marijuana patient.
Any women here from Michigan?

Want to know more? Send me an Email.
:cool:
Take good care.....and don't forget to take your medicine.

[Kathy]

Yeah Bilbo!!!!! Glad to see you back in the game.

Soleil, thanks for comments. I'd throw up hands in despair for internet dating if it weren't for the fact that it has worked for me since i don't go out enough to meet new people. Too bad about that sunrise toker. I'm kind of resigned to "just dating" which is ok as long as I can keep my wardrobe interesting.

[twister]

Hi folks..was just browsing the site learning my way around and seen this section. I see a few have mentioned Plenty Of Fish .
I have been on POF for sometime , I enjoy the forums and have several threads currently running in regards to Rick Simpson and his hemp oil and another on the CB1 and CB2 receptors .Those are in the health/fitness forum and another good thread right now is in the science/philosophy area on Cancer. I have been doing my best to help spread the word of this amazing medicine and the effects its having in cancer treatments.
However......tonight I received a warning from Macrus that stated
"ONE WARNING ONLY" in regards to my picture of me in my garden. He also deleted my profile info at the same time because I assume it mentioned that i am a "medicinal cannabis user "...WTF ????
Sure sounds like Marcus dont like anyone standing up for their rights ,perhaps he feels marijuana smokers are unsavory characters that he don't need on his site now that he is successful in his endeavor.
Anyways it pissed me off that he discriminated and threatens me over a picture of a plant that grow in nature and has amazing medicinal qualities...never mind there are people in this day and age that are licensed by the federal government to use this medicine
True dictatorship at its finest right here !!...what a shame.
Marcus doesn't have to endorse cannabis use..
but he also shouldn't discriminate on those that do...
Ban me over what ?....me in my garden ?...grrrr....I mean...GRRRRR...lol.

I would like to say lets all flood POF with profiles promoting cannabis use and pics of the garden in the profile..
Do people band together on these issues to send a message...?
The message to him should be we are united , we are not hiding in a fucking closet anymore with our medicine and we DO have a voice .
Medical marijuana is here to stay and the fight to end prohibition is strong !.
I say flood the system with pro cannabis profiles ...day after day.

I could see if I was on there shooting my mouth off being disrespectful to the mods or trying to sell pot..but that isnt the case.
My posts were of an educational manner that I invite you to come check out and perhaps contribute to .
I best go smoke a fatty and calm myself down..hehe
what say ye ?

[TheBudFather]

lol ive been a secret POF member for about 3 years....Ive been on a cpl dates...and ended up meeting someone i really liked....we split up about 6 months back...due to not seeing eye to eye anymore...
But i am Single & looking...Birmingham UK ;)
I still have my profile on POF but it hasnt been updated for a while...

I have a cannabis reference on POF under 'interests' i just wrote 'Mary-Jane'
I dont think posting pics of cannabis on the site is the best thing to do, as POF is available in countries where it is still illegal. If you lived in Portugal where most drugs are decriminalised.... you wouldnt put a POF pic up of a few grams of smack on your table with you sitting around gouching....POF is a dating site...not a boasting site....keep the cannabis pics to ICMAG!
I dont see why people have the need to keep flashing off there plants to everyone and anyone....
look i love cannabis as much as the next guy...if not more...but nobody likes a preacher stuffing something down your neck.
a simple cannabis reference on POF is more than enough...

Anyway....single male, 29....cannabis only smoker....UK:D

[Kathy]

Aendrew also had an issue with mj and PoF. I don't know if it's worth it to make ourselves too known on there. It doesn't seem like the kind of site that could be very political. I'd like to check out the forums too.

[twister]

I posted about my medicinal cannabis use and also requested that if THAT was to cause a problem not to bother messaging me as I am working on marijuana reform. Pot is a daily part of my life , so even on a dating site whether pot is legal or not I am NOT going to hide the fact...period !.
Spent 35 years keeping this hidden and I am not doing it anymore.
Its not a matter of flashing my plants as 'bud' would have you to believe.
Flash for what exactly bud ?
to promote cannabis reform perhaps ?
yes....I promote marijuana reform wherever I go
even if it isnt the most popular thing to do.
because i see the good it does in people.
shove it down peoples throats bud ?....puhleeez
your starting to sound like marcus himself.
Go hide in your closet bud....I aint going to anymore
perhaps one day you might grow a pair and stand up too.
:)
this is 2010...not 1951
and if it is an illegal in your country then perhaps try using your votes to change that. but then again...even that would mean you need to take a stand...and come our of your closet that you hide in...
I just dont think your capable of that from the sounds of it...lol
Cannabis is saving lives in the fight for cancer
Rick Simpson deserves to have people stand and speak after all he sacrificed for our fight...guess you dont promote him or his research either do ya
no...didnt think so
when YOU start putting it on the line my friend..then you opinion means something to me
opinions of those who hide....well...go grow some first..
then come talk to me.

[Cannahope]

Twister, at least allow TheBudFather his 35 years in the closet. Peace everyone.

[Lacy]

Twister, at least allow TheBudFather his 35 years in the closet. Peace everyone.
OH MY!:eek:

No comment:cool:

[twister]

I owe the forum and Bud an apology .
I sometimes get a little to passionate when facing adversity .
we all need to grow in one form or another ...
and I still have growing to do.
Aaaaaanyways
Sorry for being so mouthy Bud .
Tim

puff..puff..ear !

[TheBudFather]

Im sure ppl who come out of closets are gay?....lol

Anyway...Dont worry about the banta Tim.... I'm sure if we bumped into each other, smoking Buds in a dark alley, we would get on like a house on fire!:)

i didnt mean to belittle you or anything....I just meant that, you could say all you needed to with words, not pictures... I simply wrote 'Mary-Jane' in my interests bar...and everything is ok...Ive had a few girls msg me about smoking weed...and Ive been able to chat privately about it via IM...

sorry to label you a preacher...(i think this is what pissed you off to be fair)

oh yeh Cannahope....put your handbag away!

Hi Lacy!x im on POF lol

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

cause i sure as hell ain't comin outa no frakkin closet!!!!!!!!!!!hey since yer talking about comin out ,I AM COMIN OUT WITH POLCOA!!!!!! AND it wasn't in the closet either,its in the statutes,and THEY wern't in the closet either,sheesh a man gotta be carefull where he comes outa now even!!!!!!dateing site,man ya gotta love it.

[Cannahope]

Im sure ppl who come out of closets are gay?....lol

oh yeh Cannahope....put your handbag away!

Hi Lacy!x im on POF lol

Hey bud, I wasn't implying anything sexual...I was reefer-ing to you your private smoking "closet".

[Lacy]

Hey bud, I wasn't implying anything sexual...I was reefer-ing to you your private smoking "closet".
LMAO!

Gotta admit, it did sound kind of ...........
ummmm....
different:rolleyes:

Sorry but this IS sort of funny:cool:

[twister]

Thanks bud. And your absolutly right , I am sure we would get along great if we met up . I had to get out of bed last night to come and post my apology...lol...It was bugging me that much.
have a good one friends !

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

This thread gotta be kept going kids!!Its way too important to just lay and do nuthing,all the lookers ,hmmmmm quit gawking and come on in!!!!All it takes is 2 to meet and thread is sucess,even if not 2 peeps meet it sure is fun,have a great day one and all,peace

[Smokin Moose]

Yep, I agree that this should be kept going, and it most likely will. I have been following this thread and I reckon it is terrific. :D

[rocket_science]

cause i sure as hell ain't comin outa no frakkin closet!!!!!!!!!!!hey since yer talking about comin out ,I AM COMIN OUT WITH POLCOA!!!!!! AND it wasn't in the closet either,its in the statutes,and THEY wern't in the closet either,sheesh a man gotta be carefull where he comes outa now even!!!!!!dateing site,man ya gotta love it.


The Garage! Wow, thats a huge closet!

no, seriously,
Twister, I'm thinking of joining PoF just to put pics up now, how rude!!

[Soleil]

Well after reading this thread the first time, I decided to try PoF again - I lasted 3 days! :eek: I actually exchanged quite a few emails and even phone conversations with one person but with the last call, I knew he wasn't for me.

Neither mentioned MJ ... however we BOTH mentioned our love of growing flowers, plants (outside of course ;) ) just didn't seem right so I deleted my account once again.

Safety is ALWAYS of utmost concern and the number one priority, that's why I mentioned I casually bring up the subject of MJ on a face to face basis (if it feels right) right off the bat.

I met a guy a couple of years ago just by chance (in person), we hit it off and he graciously offered to show me the city on foot - I took a gamble after about an hour and mentioned how much I liked to smoke :D he shared with me some of the BEST herb I'd had in a LONG time! We became real good friends!

I don't date - but every once in a while, I come across a real nice person who just wants to toke together and for that, I'm real appreciative.

Great thread and I agree - keep it going!

[Kathy]

This thread gotta be kept going kids!!Its way too important to just lay and do nuthing,all the lookers ,hmmmmm quit gawking and come on in!!!!All it takes is 2 to meet and thread is sucess,even if not 2 peeps meet it sure is fun,have a great day one and all,peace

pipess, wanna be my agent? Spring is springing here.
Friday night and no date...

[Bilbo7]

but, is this the Canna Love Connection? A placed for members to find love?

:rolleyes:
Interesting thread for the most part. :)
I am searching for the place(s) where one can meet others (singles) who are Cannabis compasionate, and/or at least Cannabis tolerant. My wife, (God rest her sweet soul), did not smoke. Ciggerettes or cannabis. But she always wanted to be
at my side when I took my medicine.

It is difficult to find, or meet someone here, at least in my humble opinion.
I don't want to find someone and go out once or twice, (obviously more if we click), only Then to find out they are not even cannabis tolerant
This can be kind of frustrating.

Thanks for reading. I can only hope we all find exactly what we're looking for.

Mich. Medical Marijuana patient
53 yr. old male disabled veteran
widowed

[Hanuman]

Brilliant~!

[Brian Kerr]

I have lost a GF because of her ignorance about Cannabis and her brainwashing by government.

Thank you Marco for this thread.

Still vaping and still single.

[Trichome Pharm]

Ok, let s do this.....

I am 6.2
33
260
shaved head
blue eyes
french speaking
etc....
Have been a prominent medical cannabis producer and somewhat of an activist in montreal for quite some time now...
Oh yeah, those of you who where at the expo, i was at the paradise
booth, counceling on genetics.

LOL,

So, a woman with some affinity for spirituality, intellectuality
and a fair amount of tolerance and compassion is what i am
after...
Preferably one who is done and over with the emptyness of
searching herself in meaningless nightlife encounters
and drunken stupor.
I grow some mean bud but am not a huge smoker anymore, so your
welcome to have my share!!!!lol

[vryselctiv]

oh i thought we were talking about seeds and seedlings gotta go

[Gary Andrew Pallister]

This thread gotta be kept going kids!!Its way too important to just lay and do nuthing,all the lookers ,hmmmmm quit gawking and come on in!!!!All it takes is 2 to meet and thread is sucess,even if not 2 peeps meet it sure is fun,have a great day one and all,peace
C'MONE,,,,,,,,,, every one is attached????????,,,,bump this thread,bump,BUMP!!!!!:cool:

[vryselctiv]

that itch is bad, i loved the plants but to give it up for a lass is difficult then the plants get contaminated. it puts a downer on my list. either way i say something untill it's too late. by the way is any one growing the armageddon x jack herer ? ? ?

[chillzpls]

The BEST dating site that I know of and is FREE is located here plentyoffish there are loads of singles and they have organized events for singles to meet face to face.

I met my honey on P.O.F

Take Care and Peace
Marco


You've got to be kidding. The guy that runs that place is a nazi dead set against weed.

[Marco Renda]

You've got to be kidding. The guy that runs that place is a nazi dead set against weed.

LOL Really? Well I know plenty of cannabis friendly people on that site.

Maybe I should put up some pictures of me and my plants LOL

Marco

[chillzpls]

LOL Really? Well I know plenty of cannabis friendly people on that site.

Maybe I should put up some pictures of me and my plants LOL

Marco

Yeah, really. Though, I may have been in error to have said that about the owner, which also isn't saying he's not that, but I've had words with one of their moderators who revels in the supreme ignorance of elitism. A loose quote based on memory pertaining to to the acceptance of weed: "Times are changing, mark my words, won't be tolerated". Of course he was right but few would take such pride in that. I think he was also advocating drug tests for all his employees and what not, but I've neglected all the colorful terms for potheads and dopers that were used.

If you want quick proof of their mentality however you needn't look further than the typical profile/sign up page. "Do you drink/Smoke? Yes/No/Occasionally/Socially/Prefer not to say"; "DO YOU DO DRUGS? Yes/No". They removed the "Prefer not to say" option on that. So the aformentioned are acceptable social norms that don't fall under drug usage, and the occasional joint means you're a hardcore addict, with no grey scale.

But don't take my word for it, here's a response from the ignoramous in question pertaining to the very topic:

Ticketoride


Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 3

Do you do drugs?
Posted: 2/3/2009 6:48:08 PM
Let me answer "Prefer not to say!"

Illegal Drug Users want to find other illegal Drug Users, and expect POF to provide some sort of "Hidden Avenue" to them to faciliate that.

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Obtaining substance

(2) No person shall seek or obtain

(a) a substance included in Schedule I, II, III or IV, or

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Plentyoffish: Report ChannelsReporting Illegal Drug References in Profiles

Go to the Bottom of the Profile in Question, and click on the Report User
In the "Additional Comments" Form Field, indicate the Profile Reference to illegal Drugs as follows:

What should we do? Delete Users AccountSend User a WarningPick OneDelete Image/ modify profile

Additional Comments

This User has the following Reference in his/her Profile: 420-friendly; Part-time Toker; Mary Jane oriented Folks; etc.
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Apparently it's quite the sin to seek someone of like mind or interest when it comes to something like weed, because you know, "Drugs are bad because they're illegal".

[michael]

Most interesting read?

[DaMagoMan]

Which means you can also get busted for teaching a person to grow
But that ain't ever stopped Me :-)