Christmas Contest #2

[S_a_H]

I bought 2 packs of Bog BoggleGum and I wanted 12 seeds so I took two seeds out of the other pack and I am going to give away the 8 pack of seeds.

Contest rules apply and contest ends just before I go to bed on Christmas night.

Tell us briefly the most funny, harrowing, sad, mad, glad thing that has happend with your family during a Holiday family meal.

S_a_H

[jb247]

I have read and understand the contest rules.

My 85 year old father-in-law was sitting at my dinner table at a recent Thanksgiving dinner. My two sisters-in-law, both well endowed were sitting opposite of each other at the table when Dad says, "My, but you ladies certainly do have big breasts"...they winked at each other and simultaneously lifted their shirts and flashed the old man...he was in the midst of eating some mashed potatoes and proceeded to cough them across the table in a fit...he was one happy old fart for the remainder of the day...and we will laugh about that for years to come. Needless to say, my mother-in-law was less than impressed.

Peace...j.b.

[Kind Budz]

realy...father in law and sis in law...isnt them his daughters then.
good way to liven the diner up.

[grinkeeper]

please dont enter me in the contest I have plenty of seeds of many varities . So please exclude me from the contest..

I just wanted to give a huge christmas cheer to S_A_H.

your a very generous guy and I for one have the most respect for you and your projects. Its fantastic to know that there is people like yourself to keep the sharing spirit alive....I hope that people realise that you have done lots of hard work yet still keep giving away lots of fine seeds.

There is not lots of people such as your self still doing such acts of kindness . This shows how great human beings can be.
hopefully this teachs other that acts like this need to be championed as much as possible..

cannabis is a plant that kindly gives us as many seeds as we desire if treated correctly... breeding is loads of fun yet its still a very little practiced hobby. I sincerely hope you keep doing what you do and inspire many more to do the same... its great to see the spirit of the old treatingyourself get brought back for this xmas season..

have the best of times this xmas, I am sure that this season is going to recall some very difficult memories for you , but just to let you know there is many people thinking about you and your generous acts of kindness...Hope you get that blue pipe your looking for and stay away from BY-TOR THE SNOW DOG...

[srm1102]

I bought 2 packs of Bog BoggleGum and I wanted 12 seeds so I took two seeds out of the other pack and I am going to give away the 8 pack of seeds.

Contest rules apply and contest ends just before I go to bed on Christmas night.

Tell us briefly the most funny, harrowing, sad, mad, glad thing that has happend with your family during a Holiday family meal.

S_a_H
my eight yr old dad bought a lcd t.v and hd reciever, nuff said.

[oddjobs]

It was last Christmas and I made my first razzle berry brownies and while getting everything set up my little yorkie snuck around and got on top of the dinner table .She ate a chunk bout the size of a silver dollar and was MESSSSSSED up bad shes ok now but always lookin for the razzle berry brownies:D oj

[reddiet]

2 years ago my whole family was invited to my Sister-in-Law's house for Christmas. There were 14 people, My Mother, Father and their 3 sons with their kids to make the family complete. There were all kinds of appetizers with plates of cheeses and meats. After a few hours we all sat down for the main event which was the biggest turkey I ever saw in my life. I was there earlier in the day and saw her stuffing it. Well the mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, string beans, corn, cranberries, and a few other side dishes were all placed on the table, and as we all sat around the table I could here a faint cry coming from the kitchen. When I went to see who was crying I found my sister, with tears in her eyes. When I asked why she was crying she told me that she FORGOT TO TURN THE OVEN ON. We decided to go out to eat and the ONLY place that was open was a CHINESE RESTAURANT. It was still a great dinner and one that NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET.

REDDIET

I have read the rules

[Prodaytrader]

I have read the contest rules.

About 25 years ago, maybe more, I lived in a 3 bedroom trailer home with 5 other family members. I'll spare you the poor us speech, but I do want you to picture a small home with way too many people living in it. Well one holiday, not sure if it was Christmas or Thanksgiving, my father cooked a very large roast intending to feed us for the coming week. The evening meal was fine as was breakfast for those of us that had a Southern style breakfast which included more roast. By afternoon the trouble started. One by one each of us became violently ill which after an intense, but brief investigation, lead us to discover the roast was at fault. From both ends of the house (we felt rich, since we had the fancy trailer with a bathroom on each end of the home) and both ends of the occupants came the foulest smells, sounds and liquids one might possibly imagine. We had food poisoning from the roast my father had cooked so proudly the night before. Actually, the culprit turned out to be my brother, who had decided that he would rather put that roast away the next morning instead of the previous night when it was his turn to do the dishes. So being the sneaky son of a gun that he is, he got up early that morning and did the dishes which included putting away the roast that had sat in the oven all night long at a toasty 100 degrees. It took a good 3 days to get us all back on track again. It's a fond memory we still tell to this day.

[G2RD4]

No stories here, just wanted to say... God Bless!!! and too all have a good Christmas!

[Prodaytrader]

I figured I would post a second entry since I had another fabulous Christmas story/rant.

My sister likes to do the Christmas thing on Christmas Eve which is how I am able to post this early. For the last few years it would seem that my family is unable to properly identify what it is I would like to receive as a gift. Now before you get all sanctimonious on me, let me just say that my problem isn't so much that I get crappy gifts, the problem is that I am always getting my wife's gifts. Someone forgot to tell me that when you get married all your gifts magically become a his and her's type gift, yet there is never a dang thing in that box that has anything to do with me. This year we decided to preempt the inevitable disappointment that we usually have and gave everyone a list. My wife got just about everything she wanted on her list and lucky me, my name was included on the label.

Now I could understand if it were her family giving the gift, but it's my own mother and sister that do this to me. Point of fact, my wife's parents give me the best gifts because they are always for me and never have my dang wife's name on the label. This year my mother gave me a box cutter (one of those plastic clam shell package openers) and my sister gave me a pair of jersey nit sweat pants from Kohls. I swear if Kohls went out of business I wouldn't get anything at all for Christmas since that's the only place my sister will shop for me. Her husband makes 350 a year and she shops at Kohls! Can you tell I am a little bitter. ROFL

Guess I will go smoke a blunt and hope Santa remembers me in the morning. My wife usually puts thought into her gifts so hopefully I will do better in the morning.

Read contest rules

[S_a_H]

Ok that is it and i'll post the winner in the morning.

S_a_H

[S_a_H]

2 years ago my whole family was invited to my Sister-in-Law's house for Christmas. There were 14 people, My Mother, Father and their 3 sons with their kids to make the family complete. There were all kinds of appetizers with plates of cheeses and meats. After a few hours we all sat down for the main event which was the biggest turkey I ever saw in my life. I was there earlier in the day and saw her stuffing it. Well the mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, string beans, corn, cranberries, and a few other side dishes were all placed on the table, and as we all sat around the table I could here a faint cry coming from the kitchen. When I went to see who was crying I found my sister, with tears in her eyes. When I asked why she was crying she told me that she FORGOT TO TURN THE OVEN ON. We decided to go out to eat and the ONLY place that was open was a CHINESE RESTAURANT. It was still a great dinner and one that NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET.

REDDIET

I have read the rules

I think we have a winner here.......

We had kind of the same thing happen to my Aunt. She started the turkey and half through the heating element in the stove burned out and because she was cooking on the stove she didn't think anything was wrong.

Please PM me your info.

S_a_H

[jb247]

Congratulations and Merry Christmas/Happy New Year to you reddiet, hope you got to eat a traditional Christmas dinner this season.

Peace and Respect...j.b.