Boomer
05-20-2005, 12:09 PM
1. Never assume the worst about someone unless you are looking down from somewhere near the ceiling and they are still shooting.
2. NEVER eat the last piece of cake unless you KNOW there's nobody else in the house.
3. If you can't beat em, ask em to join you.
4. The only bad sex is sex with someone else.
5. If cows can really be tipped when they are asleep, does'nt that make it a vegetable?
6. The Christmas song "The 12 days of Christmas? If you have a bunch of lords leaping and a bunch of swans a-swimmin, someone is gettin his nads bitt.
7. If Peter Piper picked pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick? I seen Hispanics pick peppers pretty freakin fast but Piper sounds like a lay about. Pickin Pickled peppers? Seems to me I always heard that pickled peppers had done already been picked hmmmmmm.
8. Goats are stupid.
9. Boobs are neat.
10. Cold beer should be a right.
2. NEVER eat the last piece of cake unless you KNOW there's nobody else in the house.
3. If you can't beat em, ask em to join you.
4. The only bad sex is sex with someone else.
5. If cows can really be tipped when they are asleep, does'nt that make it a vegetable?
6. The Christmas song "The 12 days of Christmas? If you have a bunch of lords leaping and a bunch of swans a-swimmin, someone is gettin his nads bitt.
7. If Peter Piper picked pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick? I seen Hispanics pick peppers pretty freakin fast but Piper sounds like a lay about. Pickin Pickled peppers? Seems to me I always heard that pickled peppers had done already been picked hmmmmmm.
8. Goats are stupid.
9. Boobs are neat.
10. Cold beer should be a right.