1JoeSky_IVXX
05-20-2005, 03:15 PM
Just a little something to lighten your mood. Joe
Who runs the world? G-d or Washington?
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "Lord, USA," they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
"Dear Lord,
"Thank you very much for sending me the money. It's just a pity you had to
send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those morons deducted $95."
Who runs the world? G-d or Washington?
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. He decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "Lord, USA," they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
"Dear Lord,
"Thank you very much for sending me the money. It's just a pity you had to
send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those morons deducted $95."