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10-13-2005, 08:45 PM
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because
he is a lawyer and sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove
this to himself
and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to
a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and
don't give me a ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because
he is a lawyer and sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove
this to himself
and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to
a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and
don't give me a ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"