Failed another....

[WeldFlash420]

Well, it seems that nothing besides abstinence is going to get me through any pee tests out there. I just failed another pre-employment drug screen for MJ. And after I started the job had to be sent home, this is the secong time in three weeks this has happened to me. I went to this site...http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/ and ordered the "Duzz it's Triple up" test fudger. And followed the directions to the letter, not only that but abstained from any use for three days prior, but to no avil. I don't think it's the failing of the test that has got me so upset, but the fact that I need to medicate this way or my other Rx meds make me extremely ill. I don't know what else to do besides quit and go back on my other meds. This si something that neither my wife or myself want to think about because I'm really not fit too be around after quitting. I didn't need to post this but am so others can see that no matter what ya do if ya got a little belly on ya, just forget passing unless you abstain for .......ya ready for this??? I just found out that unless you're skinny you have little or no chance of passing for 75-90 days! So there it is in a nut shell. The embarrassment of having to start a job brand new and then being told "you need to go home cuz you didn't pass your urine test" is very over-whelming to say the least. Another bad day for me I guess.

[GreenGirl]

So sorry to hear about this Weld. I know you were really counting on this. Sending you big hugz.

[Tonya]

(((((hugs))))))) so sorry

[Lucy]

very sad...:(

[green girl]

Sorry to hear that Weld. Drug tests are... well, one word alone isn't enough. Horrible, stupid, ridiculous, police state all come to mind.

[ojibman]

Fucking piss tests. :mad: Two green girls, now I'm really mad no wait thats confused. :confused:

[BigDaddyc9]

Sorry to hear Weld-what a frigged up country we live in-what you do on your own time is your business no mine or anyone elses.Sad BigD

[WeldFlash420]

Thank you for your kind thoughts..... this has pushed me into a corner now, and the only way out is to start my own business. So, thats what I'm going to be working on here for the next who knows how long and we'll see how I do.

[Biggs]

Sorry to hear that.

I failed mine also.

It is gettng harder and harder to find jobs with out drug tests.

Biggs

[WeldFlash420]

Amen to that!

[iggysplat]

Being on parole in California I can say I passed all my drug test while using MMJ. How..well it hurts but you have to drink enough water to the point were you are pissing every 15 minutes. It will be coming out of you like crazy. It usually took me a gallon and a half. Once you are peeing clear for at least 5 time and every 15 minutes. Drink a cup of coffee or take a multi vitiam to add the color...then pee clean...

[Dentyne]

Iggy.. I thought if you flush your system some labs will give you a "False Positive" on your test?

But I am very sorry to hear of your job status WeldFlash420. Good luck with your new Entrepreneurship adventure.

[Hotglass]

Man, talk about being between a rock and a hard place. Your medication situation and body chemistry is something that you just have to accept. That's hard. I'm sorry Weld.

[Hotglass]

Being on parole in California I can say I passed all my drug test while using MMJ. How..well it hurts but you have to drink enough water to the point were you are pissing every 15 minutes. It will be coming out of you like crazy. It usually took me a gallon and a half. Once you are peeing clear for at least 5 time and every 15 minutes. Drink a cup of coffee or take a multi vitiam to add the color...then pee clean...

I'm curious if your body size has a role in this flushing working or not working. If you have a lot of body fat then you keep MMJ in system I believe (?) Iggy, are you a thin guy? I'm curious if fat stores have role in holding onto MMJ.

[hollowpoint]

hey weld, do you know anyone with cancer? who is smoking for the chemo effects? they can't fault you for being in the presence of mj, while someone else smokes it.
What kills me is they don't test for alcohol consumption. I know a 911 dispatcher who goes to work pissed, and her cohorts at work cover it up time and time again. but they test for weed to head off any problems, yah right.

[14u24me]

I've done it how iggysplat stated above and also another method that I've used and passed every time even after smoking a joint about 2 to 33 hours before. And the secret is get yourself some certo fruit pectin. Take that the morning befor you go in and drink as much water as you can and what ever you do don't give them your first piss of the day. It's the accidity in it that breaks down the MJ in your system or I've had friends use vinigar water and it worked for them. Good luck on the next test but I think you won't have a problem if you try it.

14u24me

[Joshua]

thats crappy news weld, I know how much you were looking forward to that job my friend. I hope all goes well tomorrow, maybe thats what you are meant to do and thats why you didn't get the job, good luck and I hope you can get that nice shiny red box on wheels ;)

joshua

[oddjobs]

Be your own boss . I did that same thing a few years back. Bought small tractor and a bush hog and mowed overgrown lots and fields. Now when the boss says drug test I study really hard first .HE HE P.S. job payed good 35 bucks + a hour .frindge benifits include alot of unacessable places

[anonymous]

I trully know how you feel WF i am trully sorry to hear that you have to go thru this B.S. again i know it really sucks but hang in there brother and hek trying to start your own business i think thats the way to go..!!

[iggysplat]

I'm curious if your body size has a role in this flushing working or not working. If you have a lot of body fat then you keep MMJ in system I believe (?) Iggy, are you a thin guy? I'm curious if fat stores have role in holding onto MMJ.

No I am a big guy. The whole thing is you are pushing water through your body faster than it can absorb any toxins. It is a true body flush for a brief period.

Dentye as for a false positive... I smoke while I was locked up. I had to do test for family visits. As long as your test are consistantly deluted they won't have a base line. So know you won't test flase positive. If that was the case I would of never made it off parole at the time

[Buffalo Bill]

My brother got some pe from his room mate who doesn't smoke. The day of his test he duct taped a zip lock to his thigh and used it when they had him hit the head. No problem...

[Buffalo Bill]

My brother got some pee from his room mate who doesn't smoke. The day of his test he duct taped a zip lock to his thigh and used it when they had him hit the head. No problem...

[mostmoneyman]

sorry i dident think of this sooner but i have allways taken "sonnies#7" i have passed 3-4 with it ,you can get it at any health food store for about 20 bucks but you do have to stop for a couple of days ,another opption is this stuff called minute man i found at our local head shop its about 60 bucks and comes with a little bottle of disstelled water with a temp gauge on it and 2 viels of powder that raises the temp.its enough for 2 test and uses the water so unless you drop a roach in it there is no way you can fail .these are what i have used to become a union member and knock on my head i have NEVER faild 1 ..best of luck $

[WeldFlash420]

Thanks for the input here folks!