Green Medicine
11-22-2005, 01:04 AM
Non STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0b4
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IDENTIFICATION
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Date: 11/21/05
Strain: E-32 REAL Trainwreck
Judge: GM
Breeder: There is only one breeder.....Clone Only Strain
Grower: GM
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent. 7
2. Visible Trichomes: Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered. 10+ Totally Sugar Coated
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.
Clear [ 10] Cloudy [60 ] Amber [30 ] Dark [0 ]
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown [ ] Green [ 4] Gold [2 ] Blue [ ] Grey [8 ] White [ ] Red [ ] Rust [ ] Orange [ ] Purple [ ] Black [ ]
5. Bud density: [5 ] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.
[ ] Petroleum*
[ ] Menthol*
[ ] Lemon*
*Lemon Pine Sol cleaner with Vicks menthol chest rub, mixed with degreaser - very distictive and STRONG.
Odor escapes "baggies", oven bags are suggested for transport.
7. Aroma [ 9] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
8. Seed content [ 0] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. Weeks cured [ 8] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS: Loose, grey nuggets. Leaves
a ton of crystal in the jar or anything a bud is set on.
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe [Bong]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [Volcano ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [ Rizla Silver ]
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Petroleum [9]
Menthol [9]
Mint [5]
Lemon [9]
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. Taste [9] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
4. State of dryness [5] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
5. Smoke ability [8] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. Smoke expansion [6] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. Dosage [ 3] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. Effect onset [ 3] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. Sativa influence [7 - 8] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
4. Indica influence [ 4] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.
5. Potency [ 10 Weapons Grade] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. Duration [ 3] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
7. Tolerance build up [ 3] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
8. Usability Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [ 7] Day - work [9 ] Evening - relax [7 ] Night - sleep [ 4]
9. Overall satisfaction [ 10] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
10.Ability and conditions [10 ] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. Yes [XXXXXXXXXXX!!! ]
12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response.
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [N] Ability to rest or sit still
[X] Anxiety relief - For me: [P] For others sensitive to sativia's, perhaps [N]
[P] Appetite
[P] [N] Audio perception
[P] Humor perception
[P] Imagination/creativity
[N] Paranoia relief
[P] Sex drive (sex overdrive?)
[N] Sleep
[P+++] Pain relief
[P] [N] Speech process
[P] [N] Taste perception
[P] Thought process
[P] [N] Visual perception
EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [N]ADD/ADHD
[P] [N]Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
[P] [N]Allergic rhinitis
[P] [N]Amphetamine Dependence
[P] [N]Anorexia
[P++] Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
[P] [N]Asthma/Cough
[P] [N]Bipolar disorder
[P] [N]Cancer/Chemotherapy
[P+] Chronic fatigue
[P+] Depression
[P] [N]Diarrhea
[P] [N]Drusen of Optic Nerve
[P] [N]Epilepsy
[P] [N]Glaucoma
[P] [N]Hiccough
[P] [N]High blood pressure/Racingpulse
[P] [N]Insomnia
[P] [N]Itching
[P] [N]Migraine/vascular headache
[P+] Muscle Spasm
[P] [N]Muscular movement disorders
[P] Nausea
[P] [N]Panic Attack
[P] [N]Peripheral nerve pain
[P] [N]Post traumatic Stress Disorder
[P] [N]Pre Menstrual Syndrome
[P] [N]Sedative/Opiate Dependence
[P] [N]Schizophrenia
[P] [N]SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
[P++] Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis
FINAL COMMENTS:
EXCELLENT for MS pain and spasticity. Depression lifter. Can cause anxiety in
some patients...dose slowly. One of a kind taste.
Unlike many imitators, this strain lives up to it's legend....weapons grade cannabis for serious pain and depression. EXTREMELY hard to find "real" clones of this strain. Often other hybrids are passed off as E-32 Trainwreck.
No seeds available.
Excellent for nerve pain, arthritis and depression...Use care when smoking to avoid overdosage.
Plants are totally coated with crystals base to top, even the stems are frosted causing the buds to appear GREY.
I love this strain. I haven't smoked any in a month. This well cured batch inspired me to write a smoke report. The bubble from TW will curl your toes.
If your eyes don't bug out...it isn't real 'wreck.
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IDENTIFICATION
=================================================
Date: 11/21/05
Strain: E-32 REAL Trainwreck
Judge: GM
Breeder: There is only one breeder.....Clone Only Strain
Grower: GM
=================================================
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
=================================================
1. Visual Appeal: Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent. 7
2. Visible Trichomes: Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered. 10+ Totally Sugar Coated
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.
Clear [ 10] Cloudy [60 ] Amber [30 ] Dark [0 ]
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown [ ] Green [ 4] Gold [2 ] Blue [ ] Grey [8 ] White [ ] Red [ ] Rust [ ] Orange [ ] Purple [ ] Black [ ]
5. Bud density: [5 ] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence.
[ ] Petroleum*
[ ] Menthol*
[ ] Lemon*
*Lemon Pine Sol cleaner with Vicks menthol chest rub, mixed with degreaser - very distictive and STRONG.
Odor escapes "baggies", oven bags are suggested for transport.
7. Aroma [ 9] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
8. Seed content [ 0] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. Weeks cured [ 8] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS: Loose, grey nuggets. Leaves
a ton of crystal in the jar or anything a bud is set on.
==================================================
THE SMOKE TEST
==================================================
Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe [Bong]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [Volcano ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [ Rizla Silver ]
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Petroleum [9]
Menthol [9]
Mint [5]
Lemon [9]
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. Taste [9] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
4. State of dryness [5] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
5. Smoke ability [8] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. Smoke expansion [6] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. Dosage [ 3] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. Effect onset [ 3] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. Sativa influence [7 - 8] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
4. Indica influence [ 4] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.
5. Potency [ 10 Weapons Grade] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. Duration [ 3] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
7. Tolerance build up [ 3] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
8. Usability Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [ 7] Day - work [9 ] Evening - relax [7 ] Night - sleep [ 4]
9. Overall satisfaction [ 10] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
10.Ability and conditions [10 ] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. Yes [XXXXXXXXXXX!!! ]
12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response.
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [N] Ability to rest or sit still
[X] Anxiety relief - For me: [P] For others sensitive to sativia's, perhaps [N]
[P] Appetite
[P] [N] Audio perception
[P] Humor perception
[P] Imagination/creativity
[N] Paranoia relief
[P] Sex drive (sex overdrive?)
[N] Sleep
[P+++] Pain relief
[P] [N] Speech process
[P] [N] Taste perception
[P] Thought process
[P] [N] Visual perception
EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [N]ADD/ADHD
[P] [N]Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
[P] [N]Allergic rhinitis
[P] [N]Amphetamine Dependence
[P] [N]Anorexia
[P++] Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
[P] [N]Asthma/Cough
[P] [N]Bipolar disorder
[P] [N]Cancer/Chemotherapy
[P+] Chronic fatigue
[P+] Depression
[P] [N]Diarrhea
[P] [N]Drusen of Optic Nerve
[P] [N]Epilepsy
[P] [N]Glaucoma
[P] [N]Hiccough
[P] [N]High blood pressure/Racingpulse
[P] [N]Insomnia
[P] [N]Itching
[P] [N]Migraine/vascular headache
[P+] Muscle Spasm
[P] [N]Muscular movement disorders
[P] Nausea
[P] [N]Panic Attack
[P] [N]Peripheral nerve pain
[P] [N]Post traumatic Stress Disorder
[P] [N]Pre Menstrual Syndrome
[P] [N]Sedative/Opiate Dependence
[P] [N]Schizophrenia
[P] [N]SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
[P++] Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis
FINAL COMMENTS:
EXCELLENT for MS pain and spasticity. Depression lifter. Can cause anxiety in
some patients...dose slowly. One of a kind taste.
Unlike many imitators, this strain lives up to it's legend....weapons grade cannabis for serious pain and depression. EXTREMELY hard to find "real" clones of this strain. Often other hybrids are passed off as E-32 Trainwreck.
No seeds available.
Excellent for nerve pain, arthritis and depression...Use care when smoking to avoid overdosage.
Plants are totally coated with crystals base to top, even the stems are frosted causing the buds to appear GREY.
I love this strain. I haven't smoked any in a month. This well cured batch inspired me to write a smoke report. The bubble from TW will curl your toes.
If your eyes don't bug out...it isn't real 'wreck.