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GreenThumb
01-23-2006, 04:21 PM
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, or has PMS she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Note: Further studies in this area have been cancelled due to the lack of male volunteers.

hollowpoint
01-23-2006, 05:13 PM
i might volunteer, can we fight back? well, could be fun? if you suvive do you get paid? ahh hell they don't need this study, just get a bunch of married men together and they'll tell ya what its like dealing with pms eh?

ScurvyPirateGuy
01-24-2006, 09:02 PM
I hate pms. Especially the ones that ask for a return receipt.

Green Medicine
01-24-2006, 09:09 PM
PMS?

Nothing a joint of BlueBerry won't cure...


BTW: the man gets the joint.

1JoeSky_IVXX
01-25-2006, 02:09 PM
My wife says PMS stands for Putting up with Mens Shit! Personally I think its the other way around.