ScurvyPirateGuy
01-24-2006, 08:51 PM
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a dead cat on the way to school. "How do you know that cat was dead?" the teacher asked. "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" the child replied innocently. "You did WHAT!!!" the treacher asked incredulously. "You know" the boy replied "I leaned over and went 'psssst!' and he didn't move"
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One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read ..."and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said 'The sky is falling'".
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said "Holy Sh*t! a talking chicken!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes
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One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read ..."and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said 'The sky is falling'".
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said "Holy Sh*t! a talking chicken!"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes