TreatingYourself.COM Online Community - Joke Of The Day http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/ Have something funny to share with your fellow members? Then post it here! en Thu, 23 May 2013 00:28:35 GMT vBulletin 30 http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/images/misc/rss.png TreatingYourself.COM Online Community - Joke Of The Day http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/ Canada Post And Mailing Weed http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49354-Canada-Post-And-Mailing-Weed&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 16:24:35 GMT Hello Experts :cheerful:

I want to mail my friends some weed. These friends are not legal to possess, and I'm NOT their designated grower.


I want them to come home from work as usual.

Retrieve their mail.

And see a small parcel in their mail box and wonder: What the Fuck?!!

I want them to go into their house and find the wonderful surprise that JohnnyMan has sent them. Many of my friends are not from BC, and "BC Bud" is stuff of legends, and I would like for them to sample some genuine product

Back East you may be told that it's from BC but there are no guarantees. Now that I'm a producer, I want to spread some love without getting anyone in shit.

What/how is the best/safest way for me to do the above without any issues from the authorities?

Thanks for reading this. ]]> Joke Of The Day JohnnyMan http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49354-Canada-Post-And-Mailing-Weed Important: Drivers license http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49353-Important-Drivers-license&goto=newpost Mon, 20 May 2013 14:25:05 GMT Hi Guys ! This is very important thing to check. Have a nice day – Everyone Hi Guys !



This is very important thing to check.



Have a nice day – Everyone




Check your Driver's License






I definitely removed mine.









I suggest you all do the same. Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there it was, my picture and all!


Thanks Privacy Act!



Go to the web site, and check it out.






http://www.license.shorturl.com/


It's unbelievable! Just enter your name, city and state or province to see if yours is on file.



After your license comes on the screen, click the box marked 'Please Remove'.






This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.


Please notify all your friends so they can protect themselves, too.



Believe me they will thank you for it.


NM:biggrin: ]]> Joke Of The Day Northern Man http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49353-Important-Drivers-license Shave and Haircut http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49267-Shave-and-Haircut&goto=newpost Sun, 28 Apr 2013 15:17:27 GMT An old cowboy walks into the local barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he

tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled

from age.

The barber gets 2 little wooden balls from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put

them inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy

tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to

know what would have happened if he had swallowed those little balls.

The barber replied, "Just bring 'em back in a couple of days like everyone else does".

NM:biggrin:
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]]> Joke Of The Day Northern Man http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49267-Shave-and-Haircut Mac Greggor http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49255-Mac-Greggor&goto=newpost Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:28:25 GMT :very_drunk: Deep inside Scotland one evening at a small village pub we find a man sitting at the bar staring into his drink. After sitting silently for what seemed an... :very_drunk:

Deep inside Scotland one evening at a small village pub we find a man sitting at the bar staring into his drink.

After sitting silently for what seemed an eternity, he turns and looks to the man sitting at the next bar stool and says

"Y' see this bar here?" as he slams his hand down on the wood

"Ah built this here bar with me own hands.. but do they call me me Mac Greggor The Bar Builder? No!"

He then stretches his arm out to point across the road.

"And y' see that wall? Ah built that wall with me own bare hands.. but do they call me Mac Greggor The Wall Builder? No!"

And then his eyes narrow as he glares across the room and then looks back to his drink.

"But ya @#$% one sheep..." ]]> Joke Of The Day Shadimar http://www.treatingyourself.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?49255-Mac-Greggor