Laplaya Glass - A hand blown glass pipe- A piece of Art - November 2006

[Unicorn]

Thanks to our sponsor Laplaya Glass, we are able to give away a Very Nice Glass Pipe every month.

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Look at the picture below....now write up a short story about it. 50 - 420 words.

Just a little heads up folks...All Contests posted in November/06 will now be running through till the end of December/06.

As they got up a little late, we the Contest Team decided to run them through till the end of the year.

So you will notice that I will be editing the closing date and announcement dates.

[FUNK4:20]

i have read the rules:

George and Sam decided to go looking for some meds one day but were too stoned to hop to there location. They saw the the skateboard and jumpted up on it and off they went to find droppings of weed all over the house.lol

moral is --what a bunny would do for a spliffie..lol

[Fepony]

Bunny and Bunette had no idea they were rabbits. Having been raised in Alice Goopies house was like being part of the family. One day while Alice was at school, they were lounging in the livingroom watching the X Games and saw people having such fun on their skateboards they decided to try Alices. They jumped up on the board and there they sat. Unable to reach the ground with their short legs, all they could do was watch TV and make believe they were doing all the tricks they saw. Which turned out to be a good thing...they had no safety gear at all.

[Raton]

I remember reading about this story shortly after I read the rules.

Those are the famous conjoined bunnies. The first of their kind, doctors and scientists examined them for some time before deciding that surgical separation was too risky.

It seems that the one in front would probably survive, although he might have teeth in his anus. The rear rabbit however could only have a slim hope of survival and, in any case, would have an asshole where his mouth should be. (A condition that only humans have been known to live through on a regular basis. )

The bunny brothers, dubbed Fluffer and Nutter by the media, use the skateboard for two reasons. First, Nutter, (who has apparently suffered some brain damage…hence the name) was born without an appropriate number of limbs. In addition, the hopping motion of Fluffer’s hindquarters was causing damage to Nutter’s spine and may actually be the reason for his reduced mental state. The skateboard was a solution suggested by one of the scientist’s children.

Because of the unfortunate nature of the attachment, Nutter was not getting enough nutrients. (Note the size differential in the photo.) Any sustenance that Nutter got had already passed through Fluffer’s digestive tract. The solution? By placing Fluffer on a diet of therapeutic cannabis, with it’s extremely high fiber-content, Nutter received food (and medication) that was still quite rich in nutritive value.

The scientists are regulating the proportion of Sativa and Indica strains that make up the diet of the bunnies. Now, Fluffer is quite content to play around on a skateboard all day and Nutter receives all the pain-relief and help with his mental health that he needs.

[cricket]

I thought no one outside Hawaii would be interested so I'm surprised you found that pic, those are the famous eddie and sadie, ever hear the phrase "eddie would go?" a famous surfer eddie aicow was known for bravery and has since passed away would charge any wave. He was so well known for it that people still say today, eddie would go, when the waves are big. This pic is of him (in the front hangin 10) riding tandom with his wife sadie on a skateboard posing for a surf contest poster for a bonsai pipeline contest.

[Lady4:20]

I have read the rules.


I know alternative fuels are very important, but this is ridiculous!

[Lady4:20]

LOL well that one is down the tubes. Forgot about the 50 word minimum! LOL

[speakrsrfun]

Once upon a time when all seemed logical… two furry wabbits (Mary and Harry) were rollin down the street on their way to a party. On the way the two decided to get out and smoke a little herb, make a little love and get down tonight. Whist smoking the joint the local Pigs wandered up and asked:

"What do the two of you think your doing?"

The rabbits replied with almost instant certainty:

"We are medicating as we both suffer from a serious case of glaucoma"

As the pigs pondered as what to do with these two the two rabbits decided it was best to stash the rest of the evidence just in case. A few minutes later the two pigs returned and said to the rabbits:

"Its your lucky day today miss, because your tail is so fine, fluffy as hell and as pure as the driven snow, we're going to let you off with a warning"

Amazed the two rabbits sat in awe as the pigs drove off without so much as a fine. So back to the skateboard they go and right back on track to the party. As they arrive at the front of the foxhole the party was being held at they decided it best to pull the rest of the stash out before they went inside. So Mary said to Harry:

"I'll bed over, you sniff out where the stash is and since you’re the one with the lucky rabbits foot you pull it out"

And the rest as they say is history, this is a picture that some little rat took at the party before they got inside, this is when Harry had his sniffer in the cornhole of miss Mary.... This is the non-continuing saga of Mary and the cornhole sniffer..... Peace and keep well.

I have read the rules....

[RollAnother]

I have read the rules.

Once upon a time there were two little bunnies. These bunnies lived a carefree life in the den for ages until one day a fox came wondering around. The two bunnies ran thinking they would become the prey of this drifter fox. They ran for a real long time, and got far from the den they lived in. They wandered round and round sleeping in strange burrows, and one day they ran into another bunny. This bunnies name was J. J went on to offer the bunnies a chance of a lifetime, a way to escape the fox. The bunnies asked in curiosity, and J responded all they had to do was 3 things. First, they had to gather him some carrots. Second, J wanted a new luxury den dug by an old oak tree. And lastly, never bother him again because he likes his privacy. The bunnies agreed to the terms, but wanted to know more about the once in a lifetime deal J offered. J only told them it was a faster escape from the fox. So the bunnies gathered the carrots, got their feet dirty digging a luxury den, and the agreed to leave him in privacy. J said well done, follow me. The bunnies followed and J led him to the back of an old farm house. In the back of the farm house J pointed to a skateboard. The bunnies hoped on.

THE END