bubba
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best
friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always
done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled
back the sheet, Cooter looked at the body and said
"Yup, he's pretty burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather
strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the
identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll him over". The mortician rolled
him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said,
"Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two
assholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup,
we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
"There's Bubba with them two assholes."
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