A joke for the day
A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together when the little girl points to the area between the boy's legs and asks. What's that?
The little boy replies, I don't know.
The little girl then asks, Well what's it for?
The little boy replies, I told you I don't know.
She then asks, Can I touch it?
The little boy replies, Heck no, you broke yours off already.
Mj is not illegal because it's dangerous
It's dangerous because it's illegal
Watch your thoughts for they become your words. Watch your words for they become you actions.
Watch your actions for they become your destiny.
funny................that happened to me once...I glued it back on...works fine now??
They say "justice is blind".......
I say your "blind if you think there is justice!!"
the women.
Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Now the men.
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. - Plato
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