Whales

[Cultosaurus]

I was in a pub on Saturday night. I had a few....and noticed two large
women by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies
from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales
from Scotland?”

Then the lights went out ...

Woke up in hospital.

[Roy]

I like it and when I read it to my daughter she liked it as well. So, its two for two for your joke at my place!

Thanks!

[lightly_toasted]

I'm not allowed at my local pub because I state the obvious.. LOL

good one

LT