Hypnotism can be deadly!
Hypnotism kills!
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember
those headaches I've been having all these years?
Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What
happened?"
His wife replies, "My friend Margie referred me to a
hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror,
stare at myself and repeat:
"I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache."
It worked! The headaches are all gone.
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
in the bedroom these last few years.
Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that, er, um - You know! put some power back in your "thingy".
The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his cloths wakes up his wife and carries her
into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says,"Don't move, I'll be
right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later
and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his
wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom,
comes back and round two was even better than the
first time!
The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband
again says,
"Don't move, I'll be right back for round three!"
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in
the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,
"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my
wife!"
~~His funeral services will be held on Monday.~~
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Originally Posted by pflover
