Dying man: You know, honey, you've always been with me through all my troubles. Through all my bad times, you've been there. When I got fired, you were there. When my business went down the toilet, you were there. When I had the heart attack, you were there, and when we lost the house, and then when I got liver cancer, you were always by my side. You know something?
Dying man: I think you're bad luck.