STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0
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IDENTIFICATION
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Date: Oct 1, 2005-Jan 30, 2006
Strain: Trainwreck / Herijuana
Judge: me + wife
Breeder: meduser
Grower: yours truly
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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i started and finished this grow before i found this great site. you can follow it in all it's glory, pics, and problems here-
http://meduser.ca/forum/index.php?showtopic=4500
1. Visual Appeal: A solid 10! - excellent.
2. Visible Trichomes: 10 Completely frosted.
3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.
Clear [ ] Cloudy [90] Amber [10] Dark [ ]
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown [ ] Green [ ] Gold [ ] Blue [ ] Grey [ ] White [X] Red [ ] Rust [X] Orange [X] Purple [ ] Black [ ]
5. Bud density: [8] They would've been denser if not for nute lockouts that will be explained at the end.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ] Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [ ] Petroleum [7] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [ ] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ]
Pineapple [ ] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ] Musk [9] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [] Lemon [4 ] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
7. Aroma [10] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
8. Seed content [0] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. Weeks cured [n/a] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc) [ ]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [ ]
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [JOB sup-aires ]
Other (specify):
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia [ ] Earthy [ ] Licorice [ ] Peach [ ] Berry [ ] Floral [ ]
Mango [ ] Pepper [ ] Blueberry [ ] Fruit [ ] Meat [] Petroleum [9] Bubblegum [ ] Grape [ ] Melon [ ] Pine [9] Cedar [ ] Grapefruit [ ] Menthol [ ] Pineapple [ ] Cherry [ ] Grass/Hay [ ] Mint [ ] Rotten [ ] Chocolate [ ] Hash [ ] Mold [ ] Skunk [ ] Citrus [ ] Iron/Rust [ ]
Musk [ ] Spice [ ] Coconut [ ] Leather [ ] Nutmeg [ ] Strawberry [ ] Coffee [ ] Lemon [5] Orange [ ] Vanilla [ ]
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. Taste [10] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
4. State of dryness [5] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal. verrrrrrrrry sticky.
5. Smoke ability [9] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. Smoke expansion [11!] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS: Must roll joint loosely, as it really builds up resins as it goes. Also, the joint will continue to burn on resins alone if not toked. BE CAREFUL - fire hazard!
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. Dosage [1-2] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. Effect onset [1] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper. You feel the THC coarsing through the blood into your head on the first toke. Munchies follow within 30 minutes.
3. Sativa influence [9] It really comes on strong, and gets you going. A good daytime med.
4. Indica influence [5] The herijuana side of this phenon comes through after an hour or so, and if you let it, you'll go down. Of course, another hit will boost you right back up. Very clear head buzz, with a couchlike feel later.
5. Potency [10] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. Duration [1-2] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
7. Tolerance build up [0] None yet!
8. Usability [ ] Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [9] Day - work [9 Evening - relax [5] Night - sleep [5]
9. Overall satisfaction [9.5] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail. Gotta leave room for the future.
10.Ability and conditions [10] Just got over a 5 week drying ot for a piss test.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. Yes [XXX] No [ ]
12.Rate the noticable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical advice.
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[9] [N] Ability to rest or sit still
[9] [N] Anxiety relief
[9] [N] Appetite
[9] [N] Audio perception
[9] [N] Humor perception
[9] [N] Imagination/creativity
[6] [N] Paranoia relief
[9] [N] Sex drive
[5] [N] Sleep [9] [N] Pain relief
[9] [N] Speech process
[8] [N] Taste perception
[9] [N] Thought process
[9] [N] Visual perception
EXTENDED MEDICAL SURVEY (optional)
What effect did the strain have check [P] off if the you got a POSITIVE EFFECT and check [N] if you had a NEGATIVE EFFECT
[P] [N]ADD/ADHD
[P] [N]Alcoholism/Alcohol Abuse
[P] [N]Allergic rhinitis
[P] [N]Amphetamine Dependence
[P] [N]Anorexia
[P] [N]Arthritis/Musculoskeletar pain
[P] [N]Asthma/Cough
[P] [N]Bipolar disorder
[P] [N]Cancer/Chemotherapy
[X] [N]Chronic fatigue
[X] [N]Depression
[P] [N]Diarrhea
[P] [N]Drusen of Optic Nerve
[P] [N]Epilepsy
[P] [N]Glaucoma
[P] [N]Hiccough
[P] [N]High blood pressure/Racingpulse
[P] [N]Insomnia
[P] [N]Itching
[P] [N]Migraine/vascular headache
[P] [N]Muscle Spasm
[P] [N]Muscular movement disorders
[P] [N]Nausea
[P] [N]Panic Attack
[P] [N]Peripheral nerve pain
[P] [N]Post traumatic Stress Disorder
[P] [N]Pre Menstrual Syndrome
[P] [N]Sedative/Opiate Dependence
[P] [N]Schizophrenia
[P] [N]SLE - systemic lupus erythematosus
[P] [N]Spasticity in Multiple Sclerosis
FINAL COMMENTS:
I grew this in a 6 plant nft system in an unheated garage in a c-13 cabinet from home depot under a 400w m-h & hps switchable ballast with co2. I did all the research and tried to do it right!
I had the grow going well, then in flowering week 2, i started noticing a nute def, at first i figured mg, then leaves started fading to leave me thinking it was N def or maybe heat. For 2 weeks the ladies really suffered. Then I figured i should flush the whole res out, and I also cracked a different brand of ph down, so I took careful notice how the water was reacting to the new product, when I saw the ph meter numbers weren't moving as I added the ph down....DAMN. the ph meter took a puke on me this whole time when the plants started suffering!!!!!!!!!
I ran out, got a new milwaukee sm-801, and, POOF; the res was running at 3.3 this whole time! Good old fashioned nute lockout that almost cost me the entire crop! So considering the quality of this strain as it is, I'm now rejuvenating the best plant, cutting clones, and doing a scrog with the next generation. I simply can't balieve the quality of the genetics from meduser / woodhorse seeds. They survived the worst chicago cold snap in 50 years, living in sub 4 ph water for weeks, and still produced 2 dry oz for one good plant and one sickly baby. Incredible genetics is all I can say. Lesson learned. i now keep ph strips alongside my 'trusty' ph meter, and will calibrate every few weeks! I you learned anything from this, down trust a chinese-made ph meter!
berbes


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